Sex Thread

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Just testing......

It's a real shame that I can't tag this thread to see who entered....I suppose you could always be honest and post that you've entered :))

Just out of interest like....oh and boredom :))

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Answers

OK but I just knew it was one of yours (C;

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Hooray for honesty!!!

Wonder how many people came in and didn't post?

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


Where can I buy this 'sex thread' stuff Gav?

Could be just what I need!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


Honest to a tee - I've been here 3 times to see if it got interesting.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

I was kinda hoping it'd liven things up as well Josh....I guess we still need women for that to work eh ;))

As for Sex Thread....I'm certain I saw Screach selling that somewhere else on the bbs the other day!! :))

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000



It would be rude to not see what the thread was all about!!! Honest if nothing else!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


And I should have guessed it was one of yours Gav!! ;))

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Bored, Gav? ;-)
I look at all threads..may not always read all the postings within a thread, but curiosity makes me open each one. :-)

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

I got all excited and clicked on the wrong thread by mistake. All over before I even got started. Haven't had that problem since I was a youngster...

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Gav - you should be thinking of other things and saving yourself for next season.

Like Ciara, I too, also, as well, open every thread but when I saw this one I smelled a rat immediately (no offence Gav (-;) and thought I definitely won't open that one.

And I sure as hell won't post anything on it.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000



I am away from the office today and can not reply to your note. I will return to the orifice tomorrow and will handle everything accordingly.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Was that a Freudian slit Screacher? ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Personally, I doubt he's telling us the hole story, Softie.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Dam is not what I thought it was going to be!!!

Well back to Jay v The Ants round 3. I think they have the upper hand :,(

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


>>>>>Jay v The Ants round 3. I think they have the upper hand

Jay (who's a sweet, shy, charming, mysterious girl) didn't say "We have the upper hand" and the ants didn't say "We have the upper hand". It was a 50-50 thing.

What's the worst job you've ever had?

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000



Eveing Jonno ;o) Shy me? And I thought I didn't let it show!

Primary school teacher!!

Followed by cleaning loos, one of the many jobs I did running a number of pubs and restaurants.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


Sorry Jay

You may have missed the point of that last posting which was a reference to probably the funniest record of all time.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


Jay

>>>>>>>>>>>And I thought I didn't let it show!<<<<<<<<<<<

What did I miss in the Strawberry then.....you flashing the htreepenny's again?

That's it....down to gutter level......

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000


So Jay...how was your birthday weekend? Do you remember any of it? ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

What's wrong with dental floss?

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

I knew this was you Gav what a surprise , but i was there straight away , so are you looking forward to some sexual antics this weekend in Lahndaaan town , like me to tek you to a place i know that YOU can pull ? ;- ) Seeing as this is a sex thread what is the most unusual place anyones had sex , could i request some to set the precedent please ? : - )

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Sting,

You planning on taking me to a nunnery this weekend then ;))

And I've got to bite about the unusual places....this is off the top of my head so more might come to me later :- (not in order)

1) Good mates bed...with his wife. 2) Cinema 3) Nightclub toilets 4) Tube 5) Side of a motorway (my virginity) 6) Incinerator room in a block of flats 7) Primary school roof 8) Bench outside a nightclub

God I'm stopping now.......Sting your a tosser for asking these questions!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Tell you what Yelli - I won`t post a reply to Stings question, if you don`t!!! Deal????!!!!!!! (:o)

Mummy

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Incinerator room , now thats unusual , im gonna pitch for in a boat in a moat round a castle and a collection of cars ... Fiesta , opel ascona , rover and a golf . The fiesta was best for leverage ; - )

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Galaxy,

That's NOT FAIR!!!

I want answers from you both ;)))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


I'm SO glad that MY ma doesn't log on here ......

You don't do yer mam ? I didn't read the rest of the thread - honest.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


A boat eh....wow, I can't imagine that it was anything other than very very difficult!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Forgive me father for what I am about to say.....

Loony, why are you worried that your mam might log in? she's not part of your confession is she?

I'm SO SORRY!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Gav, THATS AWFUL!!!

Sting, on the matter of makes of cars, the Renault Clio is a particularly good option!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Nicole , Nicole .

Yelli thats not yer mams car is it , if so mebbes your mam could confirm the findings of your survey , did u try any other makes ? ; - )

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Japan

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Sting, not Mums car no - and I am going to have to be careful about what I say on here so as not to embarass her but Fiat Uno and Toyota Corolla spring to mind!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Yelli (or should I say Rik!),

We all know your a man in disguise so stop giving it the big un!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Gav,

Sod off. You of all people should know I'm not a bloke! Hmmm?

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


That wasn't me in the Clio........

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

In a busy pub on a Friday night - I thought she was just trying to sit on my lap, honest!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Without the pics, I don't believe a word of any of this - well, apart from maybe Gav in an incinerator. :-))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Softie,

That sounds very similar to my bench outside a nightclub.....3,000 people leaving the club and theres me with a girl straddling me and I'm trying to make it look innocent!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Unusual...on a coach, although we were stopped half way (couldn't afford the airline tickets in those days ;-).

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

The somewhat less famous though far more exclusive "2 yards high club"...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

The 2 yard high club.....classic ;)))

I'd like to try inside St James's just after Shearer's scored a hat-trick.....and then I'd like someone to kill me cos it just wouldn't get any better than that ;)))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


In more ways than one! I think I'd drunk about two yards as well.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Hence stopping half way through? ;-)

Motion sickness. Something I ate...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


It's rather early in the morning for this particular subject, but I can't believe what I've just been reading.

Admittedly I'm a little old-fashioned, but I'd always thought there was only one "place" (desirable, that is)!

BTW Gav, the incinerator room wasn't in a crematorium by any chance was it? If so, please tell me she was still warm?

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


I reckon Pit Bill might just know where the incinerator was :))

It was in a block of flats near the shops at the top of Barmston village in Washington and I was 13 years old!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


Steady Clarky, someone will recount that incident on the quiz show from French telly again...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Gav,
I'm a bit vague about that area - sort of behind Glebe Crescent isn't it ? The Westwood was about as close as I got, and when I was young enough for an incinerator to have maybe been a possibility, there was nowt there.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

very close to the Barmston club rather than the Westwood.....the flat are still there (I think!?) but I remember that they started locking the incinerator room door not long after I'd started regularly using it :))

God I was a disgraceful child!!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


ITK

I am to young to remember what a htreepenny bit is let alone act it out in the Strawberry. I'll have you know despite lots of alcohol I was the picture of decorum.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


There was a warehouse doorway which was up an enclosed flight of steps near where a girlfriend lived: that also gained an iron gate after a few months :-) Thanks for the mammaries!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

A sad reflection on the BBS but people seem to spend more time talking about it than doing it!!

Back of a Mini (Black with a white roof obviously!), one leg out of each front window, her legs that is!

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


!?) but I remember that they started locking the incinerator room door not long after I'd started regularly using it :))

Sort of locking the door after the donkey's bloated :-))

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000


I started reading this thread from the bottom up and hadn't a clue what anyone was talking about.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

I always thought it was the best way to read a woman.......from the bottom up...

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

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