Softie,

It's all your fault!!!

Twice this weekend I've had that stupid dream about my teeth crumbling and falling out!! I'd never heard of the effing thing until you mentioned it and now I've had it twice in 3 days!!!

Bollox to that pop freudian psychology as well cos my libido is just fine! as evinced by our 4-2 tonking of the arse yesterday!!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Answers

Gav,

glad to see your "performance" out-did anything that I may, or may not, have got up to.

Cheers,

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Geordie,

I'm GUTTED that we didn't score 5!! I feel quite insulted!!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Tee! Hee! 'kin horrible isn't it?

The other classic was when I dreamed vividly about vomiting (something I loathe doing - I feel like I'm dieing before it finally happens). I just woke up with the unacountable feeling that something had been awry. Worked out that the vom had been coming out like turds and breaking off. Bleurch! Don't even ask wtf that was all about, I really don't want to know!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

You don't have a morbid fear of working in a sausage factory by any chance do you Softy?

Totally wild thought, but I always felt Chris Waddle had the worst CV I've ever come across -ie. "the former Tow Law sausage skinner".

For someone with your oft-demonstrated literary skills I'm sure you couldn't possibly have been dreaming about talking sh*te - although that could conceivably represent your worst nightmare!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000

Hmmm. Sadly, I reckon 'customary condition' is a bit closer to the mark, Clarky :-) As the late, great Bill Hicks put it: 'I may not choose wisely, yet I'm committed'.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000