Match Number 19

25 November 1995, Leeds at SJP, 2-1. We went in 1-0 down to a Deane strike at half time, but a goal each from Lee and Beardsley within 2 minutes gave us all 3 points. The Leeds side of this time still boasted Speed, McAllister and Yeboah, and Tubby Thomas Brolin did his famous Michelin Man impression for the last 9 minutes.

Points Hislop 3 Watson 1 (sub) Barton 2 Peacock 1 (booked) Howey 2 Beresford 2 Gillespie 1 (booked) Lee 5 (m/f goal) Clark 2 Ginola 2 Beardsley 5 (m/f goal) Ferdinand 2

Results: Match 19

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	3-0	ITKHWB
Bar Samba	0-1	T Goons
Brdo Utd	4-0	Toon Trag
Bor C'bch	2-2	W'end OB
Brwry Drp Utd	0-1	W'stck Co
HTIN?	0-5	Pil Con
Mac Mar	0-1	Steph Sup
Min Acad	5-3	TFKASS

Scratchy - I don't know what to say, you'd have beaten nearly everyone else...

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	3-0	Real Z
Bla Rac	4-3	Spayne
Ceptic	0-1	G'gate
Che Chop	0-1	TSW
Dud Boys	0-2	Y Yobs
Dunc's D's	3-0	PPP
How Har	6-1	PLU
JHP	4-5	Q Mech

Howay Harriers! 23/28 - take that Proper Lard Unathletic.

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	14	2	3	41	22	19	44
2	Steph's Superstars	13	1	5	40	23	17	40
3	MinesaS&N Academicals	11	1	7	42	24	18	34
4	MacBeth's Marauders	11	1	7	35	29	6	34
5	Brewery Droopers United	11	1	7	33	28	5	34
6	Wallsend Old Boys	9	4	6	29	23	6	31
7	Beardo United	10	0	9	35	29	6	30
8	Barton's Samba	10	0	9	31	25	6	30
9	Toon Tragedy	10	0	9	30	26	4	30
10	Toon Goons	8	1	10	25	35	-10	25
11	Pilgrim's Converts	7	3	9	38	37	1	24
12	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	6	3	10	26	31	-5	21
13	Woodstock County	7	0	12	25	39	-14	21
14	How Toon is Now?	7	0	12	18	43	-25	21
15	TFKASS	4	2	13	22	39	-17	14
16	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	4	1	14	19	38	-19	13

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	15	1	3	43	21	22	46
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	13	1	5	38	18	20	40
3	Howdon Harriers	11	2	6	37	22	15	35
4	Jessie's High Pants	11	0	8	41	32	9	33
5	Quantum Mechanicals	10	2	7	36	26	10	32
6	The Stellar Warriors	10	1	8	31	27	4	31
7	Spayne	10	0	9	33	28	5	30
8	Yelli's Yobs	10	0	9	38	37	1	30
9	Real Zaragossy	9	1	9	35	34	1	28
10	The Gallowgate	8	3	8	20	27	-7	27
11	Pete's Porkie Pies	9	0	10	19	30	-11	27
12	Blaydon Racers	7	1	11	26	32	-6	22
13	Baxter Basics	6	1	12	28	45	-17	19
14	Ceptic	5	3	11	18	29	-11	18
15	Dudley Boys	5	0	14	18	45	-27	15
16	Chevy's Choppers	4	2	13	32	40	-8	14

Fixtures: Match 20

BBS Premier Corinthian League

T Goons	Vs	Ath B'worth
Toon Trag	Vs	Bar Samba
W'end OB	Vs	Brdo Utd
W'stck Co	Vs	Bor C'bch
Pil Con	Vs	Brwry Drp Utd
Steph Sup	Vs	HTIN?
TFKASS	Vs	Mac Mar
ITKHWB	Vs	Min Acad

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Spayne	Vs	Bax Bas
G'gate	Vs	Bla Rac
TSW	Vs	Ceptic
Y Yobs	Vs	Che Chop
PPP	Vs	Dud Boys
PLU	Vs	Dunc's D's
Q Mech	Vs	How Har
Real Z	Vs	JHP

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2000

Answers

i think I'm getting dizzy. Up to tenth! Looks like I'll be knocking on the door of a play-off spot soon. Oh no I've jinxed myself! Me of all people. Duh

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2000

Too many games, one season running into another....long season last season and a Cup Final win and no time to recover before the new season starts..blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

I want me mam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boo hoo

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2000

Gallowgate? Pah!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2000