On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico; an incident many claim has been covered up by the military.

On March 31, 1948, nearly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.

-- Chicken Little (panic@forthebirds.net), May 14, 2000

Answers

ROTFLMAO

-- Maya (Maya@eck.ist), May 14, 2000.

Gore seems to be a symptom of America in general.

-- Will (righthere@home.now), May 14, 2000.

Well, Gore does look like a mannequin. Can aliens manufacture mannequins?

-- Robotics (atpl@yhere.org), May 14, 2000.

According to the lore,

Of Al & Tipper Gore.

Hes from the hills,

Shes hooked on pills,

Their views will make us poor!

-- Ra (tion@l.1), May 14, 2000.