You reject Jesus at your own peril!

-- (in@the.bible), May 13, 2000

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man the debt-collectors are furious,it was a LANDMARK-CASE. and to all'who insulted & belittled my wife,she say,s to tell you'thr new house & ranch are nice.[if GOD is for you,who?can be against you] read it & weep,shagnasty filthy mouth flamers.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 11, 2000

-- speaks for self (see@ok.net), May 13, 2000.

Al-d you don't have to shout. All the time people who know christ understand what you are trying to say. Some people just don't and won't believe and know amount of shouting will make them. Remmember preals before swine.

-- ET (bneville@zebra.net), May 13, 2000.

Jesus aint so bad. It's you other guys that worry me.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), May 13, 2000.

Lord, protect me from your followers........

-- Rob (celtic64@inficad.com), May 13, 2000.

Rejecting al-d equals rejecting Jesus??? Now, there's a weird thought!

-- (Heaven@help.us), May 13, 2000.

The "attacks" on Al have nothing to do with either Jesus or the Bible. It has to do with an individual who, although apparently not a moron, prefers to write in a manner that not only makes it difficult to read his message but at times makes his messages completely unintelligible. Any second grader can type a clearer message than Al. If you want to get a message across, learn to communicate. If you're too lazy to learn or prefer to be "cute", expect to get attacked.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 13, 2000.

Jim:

After years of reading al-D's posts, they are easy to read. Just give yourself time. Must be really difficult to write that way. Now Dieter was another matter.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), May 13, 2000.

You know Z, it just dawned on me how incredible a resource the internet is. I guess I've taken it for granted all these years.

You read al-d's posts. I read his posts. His message is delivered to people such as you & I. We are touched, for better or worse, by this man's one theme of life. Or that theme which he chooses to air publicly.

I read reports periodically of how isolated people who frequent the internet can become. I dare say this forum shoots that hypothesis right out of the water.

What a great time to be alive, eh!

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), May 13, 2000.

Z:

Are you saying that this is the best that Al can do in terms of writing? If so, I withdraw my statements but I think he can write a lot better and this is some sort of persona of his. According to the web, Al is supposed to be a chaplain at the New Mexico State Prison. Do you suppose he preaches as he writes? If so, how many souls do you win that way?

I didn't waste a lot of time trying to figure out what Dieter was saying either. My assumption is those that want to write like dipshits have a corresponding value in their opinions.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 13, 2000.

Jim:

Are you saying that this is the best that Al can do in terms of writing?

I could be wrong, but it has been my experience.

Best wishes,,,,

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), May 13, 2000.

He's planting seeds

Its up to you to water and allow to grow

Or rot in the ground

Earnestly and tenderly Jesus is calling

Come Home Ye who are weary come home

Calling oh sinner come home

-- (###@###.####), May 13, 2000.

So, go home then.

-- Faker (see@it.net), May 13, 2000.

Satan's minions are everywhere, even as the brain-dead multitudes that voted for Clinton the second time around. They are roboticized by fluoride in our drinking water subtlely damaging their brains and making them more susceptible to brainwashing by all the crap on T.V. I can see all this because I have drunk filtered water all my life.

-- Distiller (no@more.fluoridation), May 13, 2000.

jiM cOOkE!!! yOU oF COuRsE Did nOT TRy tO UndeRSTanD The waRNinGS of tHe diETeR!!!! hOw coUld yOU foOLIsh oNE???? wELL??? hUh??? hyEnA!!! wAS nOT THe inSigHt oF dIETer deRIcTed tOWArdS THosE WHo hAD A hoPe of CasTINg oFF thEIr YoLk of foOLIshNesS????? cAN yOu nOT sEE ThaT yOUr cASe hAS bEEn juDGeD fOOLish BeyONd saLVatIONs???? nATuRLicH!!!!

beGoNE InfiDEL!!! spEAk nO moRe of dIEtER!!!!

i hAtE YoU!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 13, 2000.

Okay, here's the deal. I am not a Christian. It is entirely possible that could change. I promise to read every single one of al-d's posts IF, and ONLY IF, he can learn the difference between a comma and an apostrophe. Does al-d really want to carry The Word? Let him show his good intentions, then.

-- (skeptical@about.al), May 13, 2000.

dIEtER meet [A,1]. [A,1] meet dIEtER. Throw in Mikey-he-likes-it. Voila! A menage a trois painsintheass.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), May 13, 2000.

skeptical,

If you are seriously considering a religious change in your life for Goth's sake don't look here. This is strange, leftover y2k country wherein religion is used not enjoyed. Wrong forum. Sorry.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), May 13, 2000.

Was that really dieter?

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), May 13, 2000.

This thread made my head hurt.

-- Maya (Maya@eck.ist), May 13, 2000.

Dieter,

Thank you. You've proved my point that people who write like first graders also have thought patterns to match.

And why should I ever care that you, an absolute nobody, hates me?

Begone, dipshit.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 14, 2000.

J. Cooke,

I've got to hand it to ya, I usually only read one or two words of a "Dieter" post, whether real or fake. For me they're just too hard on the eyes for the content.

But since you were able to respond to the post, you must have put in the effort to read it.

Way to go on the ol' effort scale,

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), May 14, 2000.

Frank,

No, I only read the last "I hate you". That was enough for me. One line usually contains just about all of the jist of any of his posts.

If anything proves why 90% of the junk on the Internet is worthless, Dieter's drivel serves as a prime example.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 14, 2000.

Dieter? Drivel?

Oh Jim, Dieter posts anything but drivel. Don't know how far back you go on the original TB2000, but Dieter was clamored for regularly. His nuggets of wisdom interspersed with his obvious love for all were treasured by many.

My one wish in life which, sigh, has yet to be fulfilled, is to be called 'hyena' by the great one. Woe is me!

And I'm 99% sure that was the real Dieter. Many have attempted to copy him, all have failed to capture the essence.

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), May 14, 2000.

Maybe the wackos referenced herein should hook up with Manny. Apparently he has seen the light and is now happy. Of course, he never was quite as verbose.

-- Up Early (and@no.lady.to.entertain), May 14, 2000.

Bingo

Im not so sure. THE great Dieter would never have mis-spelled the word "yoke".

That was one of the alluring things, and a point that JC is sadly (but amusingly) missing. It's easy to write and sound like a dipshit if you are in fact a dipshit. Harder though to sound like a dipshit when in fact you're a very intelligent person obscuring code within apparent nonsense.

My vote is that the above is a tribute from an avid fan, but not an original work.

But I could be wrong.

Kindest Regards

W

-- W0lv3r1n3 (W0lv3r1n3@yahoo.com), May 14, 2000.

I went back to the dieter post, W. The real dieter selectively misspells words for effect. Or so I believe. I still think this is a dieter original.

Best,

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), May 14, 2000.

Jim,

You've heaved yourself onto the mosh-pit of an alternate universe here.

Al is sort of a performance artist in the cyber genre. If he is who he claimed to be in his swan song thread at the ol' Bomb, he can suck folks into the funhouse like no other. Some classic disputes on fundamentalism were waged between Al & Craig {what ever happened with him & 'The Spoon'?}. He tortured Diane {isn't that about the point that the across-the-board deletions & bannings began?}, and poor zoobie tried to reason with him after sifting a pearl from one of al's posts. On al's final thread, he claimed to have been Jim the Wheatgrinder, C. Gerges, and someone else. C. Gerges was a personal favorite of mine. She could entice folks into earthquake prediction threads to beat the band. I still can't believe that whoever this is doesn't crave more credit for their handiwork. Brian had a spectacular go-'round on the final CG thread {can anybody locate those CA earthquake threads?}.

Z,

Either al's posts are becoming disappointingly more legible, due to a liberalized use of the space bar, or I've hangin' around y'all for WAY too long!

Bongo,

I agree that the above has the flavor of the genuine article. Oddly enough, I seem to recall the Squirrel King having a taste for the 'casting off of yokes', too.

-- flora (***@__._), May 14, 2000.

"Harder though to sound like a dipshit when in fact you're a very intelligent person obscuring code within apparent nonsense." whatever pearls of wisdom anyone has when they are doing their best Ya know, life is short. I'm more than willing to try and glean to communicate regardless of their disabilities. Then, there's Dieter. A person who thinks he's cute by writing like a dipshit, expecting the rest of us to plow through his drivel in the hopes of finding something worthwhile other than "hyena". I've read a number of his posts on the old TB2000 and have yet to find one that contributed anything of substance to the entire issue of Y2K. He didn't strike me as funny then and he is even less so now.

Intelligent people don't write in dipshit code but dipshits surely do.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 14, 2000.

aS YoU wISH fOOLisH oNE!!! dO yOURsELf a FavOR cAN YoU nOT???? oF coURsE YoU cAN!!!! dIEteR IN hIS WisdOM HaS MadE IT siMpLE FOR infIDEls sUCh as THeE To iGnoRE HiM, aS DOeS ThiS DiPSHit sTYlE OF wRItiNG TO atTESt!!!!! iGNorANcE is nO eXCusE!!! igNOrE dieTeR Of tHE MomENT imMEDIatE!!! jaCKaL!!! sPEak nO MoRE thE HolY NamE OF diETer, iF dIEteR YoU WIsh tO IgnoRE!!!

foOLIsH MAn wHO rEAdS THe woRdS OF dipSHitS!!! wHY dO fOoLs fALL iN LovE???? beCAusE THey caNnOT IgnORE The wORDs of DIpshITS!!!!!

bEGone!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 14, 2000.

We're Not Worthy,

We're Not Worthy...

-- flora (***@__._), May 14, 2000.

,

You seem to be confused. A person can be cute and still be a dipshit. Look at Madonna, for example. Since Dieter choses to post here, I have every right to (attempt) to read his stuff and comment. Whether or not more people prefer to read anyone else's posts is largely immaterial. You have the right to call me a dipshit, as you have demonstrated, and I reserve the same right.

Deiter,

If I was to ignore all the words of dipshits then my reading matter would be cut down to a great degree. However, as long as you choose post drivel (witness your comment on "thE HolY NamE OF diETer"), I will calls 'em as I see em.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 15, 2000.

Sheesh, what a bunch of dipshits. You are proving "SpaceCases @re here" is right. Dieter is Dumb Uncle Doody (Dumb Doody for short) and those of you who have hate in your heart for a man who only professes love ArE a sICk BUnCh Of InTErNeT TrASh.

-- (al - d @ is fine .by me), May 15, 2000.

You piss me off at YOUR OWN peril.

-- (up@your.ass), May 18, 2000.

^^^^pissy, what you gonna do?

as if....

-- as if (as@if.what), May 19, 2000.

Call on Odin, Krishna, Ahura-Mazda and the Chupacabra to rid the world of the nutball Christians on this board.

They're all at -least- as real as Jezuz and the Biblegod, so they should be at least as effective.

Hell, we're ALL atheists to some degree. It's just that some of us believe in fewer gods than others do.

-- (up@your.ass.com), May 21, 2000.