DEAD slow on here this morning so let's hear what you'd have chiselled onto your tombstone.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Answers

That is not a fair question really is it .. how about the last song at your funeral . ill pitch for Cushy Butterfield :- )

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

I always liked:
" ... and on his tombstone brightly laquered
his epitaph read fucking knackered"

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Thanks to All Who Wished Me Well All the Rest Can Go to Hell

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

'F**k the work ethic' would do me.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Dancing Dave: "Oi! You, yes you! What you lookin' at? Oi!"

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

LR: "MU-ha-ha-ha"

Dougal: "Floods"

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

I've always fancied "What are you looking at!!!"

or

"Christ, I didn't even know I was sick"

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Very popular these things. People are dying to get them.

I've no thoughts on my own epitaph but I read that St. Kenneth Wolstenhome is to have his own immortal words on the stone:-

"They think it's all over - it is now".

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Here lies David St Hubbins, and why not?

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

For any Jorman footballer:

MY LAST DIVE

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Life's a bitch - and then you die!

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2000