Early I know, but as I am not here this weekend, I would like to wish Jay a very happy birthday for Sunday!

Have a good one Jay!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Answers

Don't say too sober! Have a gud un

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Geordie. I'm sure those of us assembled in the Strawbeery on Sunday will do our utmost to ensure that both happen.

In addition, we'll make it a celebration for ending on a winning streak - oops, almost let Softie's cat oot o' the bag!

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

>> "...almost let Softie's cat oot o' the bag! "

So that's what he calls it!

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Thanks Galaxy ;o)

I am not at work today or Monday so I have plenty of time to recover from all the alcohol which I will be forced to drink over the weekend! Starting tonight!! ;o)

Have a good weekend yourself.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Who is this "Thread" person and why should we be worried about their birthday.

I have not seen one article created or contributed to by this "Thread" person. Do we have a lurker here or another one of Riks aliases?

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Gus.

I'm not sure but it might be St(r)ing's little brother.

OK - hat & coat already removed from the peg.........

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

I know at times I have made some terrible puns and tenuous links to post something I regarded as funny or even witty.

However I bow to a more inane (I left the s out on purpose) mind. It is however nearly 2100 and time for my cocoa. So I have not fully been paying attention.

You could say it has made me slightly rope able

Goodnight from me and goodnight from ........

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

G'nite Gus. Seet dreams. Glad this topic has had you in stitches. I'll button it until the next time. OK?

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Divven't wind me up Screach ! ; - ) Sunglasses on adios !

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Fine String. Just keep bobbin' along.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

stop knitpicking know kneed for kneedle . :-((

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

I was yarnin' to get on here, but you have it all sewn up. Only just cottoned on to the gag and you've already reeled them all out.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

You lot are disgraceful!!! :))

Happy 30th Jay....

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Have a great birthday Jay......believe me, its not that bad being 40 really. ;0)

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Oh yes it is ITK! Anyway - what's Jay's birthday got to do with thread?

Hawser doin', anyway Ken? Been away for a bit???

PS. If you lot don't like my puns, you can all get knotted.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Darn it! I think you are embroidering the truth! 40 stinks! It makes you feel quite threadbare! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Oi Gav

You take that bag I am not 30 !!!!!! ;o(

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

err back even.......I am only 2...no from now on I will just be 25!

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Oi Jay

Who you calling a bag!

Just cos you are approaching your dotage don't mean you can call people names.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

What bag Jay? only if it's full of charlie!!

Don't hide your age......remember your a responsible, fully paid up bra burner!! age shouldn't matter in the ideal woman's world....

;))

Have a good un.....

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Don't you start! I still haven't recovered from being called 30!!!!! ;o(

I coming up for the game on Sunday then?

Errr who won the player of the year then?

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Jay,

What's happened to your postings....your english is all screwed?!?!

Not pissed already I hope ;))

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Sorry folks

I am dyslexic and when I post any message longer than a few lines I type it in work and spell check it then I cut and past.

Been too lazy as I am at home to do that. However having just had a look at some of my postings I have open word !

I start drinking at about 7:30 tonight :o)

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Dyslexic....isn't that just a spelling mistake for Sexually Dysfunctional???

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Only you could come out with that one Gav......only you!

And I though I was bad...........

PS: Can anyone tell me why dyslexia is such a difficult word to spell?

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Happy birthday, Jay! Sounds like you've got the right idea....25 with x years of experience! Enjoy your weekend! :-D

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Gaan on bonny lass indulge yersel - but we want aal the details (if you can remember them). Happy birthday

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

Sorry Jay, I was too busy being silly to wish you all the best for your birthday. Hope you have whatever type you want!!!

And the rest of you this thread thing has worn a bit thin! Its all very Petty Point that you are making, there is way too much to go through the eye of a needle.

See you all the morra, not the ones gannin to the Strawb, just the ones here!!!

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2000

Well as it's now Sunday

Happy Birthday Jay

Hope you have a good one (or 10).

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2000

Birthday wishes - to the Slurry Queen of the Greenspun BBS - hope you 'had' a great day yesterday (no way will she be able to focus on these greeting on Sunday) and got back to Humberside in one, ungoosed pices.

You see......40 isn't that bad is it!

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2000