do I deserve for stopping being a sad girlie twat?

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

Answers

Er, Dougal.......

(a) The season isn't over yet (b) What's this if it's not a non-footy thread? (c) What about all the other non-footy threads you started (Diet, Bridget Jones diaries, PC Virus "thingies" etc etc?

I think the diet must be starting to take effect. You're starting to lose your memory. Keep it up and you'll be punds lighter when your brain has finally withered away completely - I'll buy you a pint on Sunday to make up for it!

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

Aye, but I've never asked about who's had an affair and I've never asked about blerks' knickers.

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

As I said, I think you're starting to lose your memory. I can distinctly remember you asking Rik aboot his kninkers at the FAC Semi.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000

howay Dougal , youve done plenty of girlie things this season .. i can remember a few in your presence nivvor mind on here , i think the Diet is the most girlie of all but : - )

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000