Rats! Not a good start to the day. This morning`s post arrived. One pair of #60 Cup Final tickets - our man in St.Albans (it wasn`t Stevenage after all) came up trumps! It`s enough to make you weep! Plus, a big fat envelope marked IMPORTANT SEASON TICKET APPLICATION! Not until I had put my glasses on did I discover that it was from bloody, buggering Reading FC! Rats, rats, rats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As things seem to happen in threes, I expect the phone bill tomorrow! You may not be hearing from me for a while! (:o(

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

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What on earth are you doing applying for a season ticket for Reading?

You'll have to let us all know how this phone bill comes out....I've a real perverse interest in other people's large phone bills :)) especially since my last mobile one was 670quid for a MONTH :( My current one is looking dodgy already as well.... :((

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

Sorry to sicken you but our last phone bill was #39 for a quarter. Three lads living in a flat and the call charges only came to about #12, bliddy advanced charges.

Benefits of a company mobile! I have grievances towards the chancellor for increasing the tax 'benefit' charges on private petrol paid for by my company!

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

Gav - don`t be silly! I didn`t apply to Reading - I assume it was because I went up to the friendly that Newcastle played there! Credit card details no doubt!

Phone bill - why does your bill not surprise me?!(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

Galaxy, so you're a closet Reading fan eh.....have you met Dougal our resident closet Villa fan? :))

Yeah International calls on a mobile are an absolute killer....makes me feel guilty enough to put some extra hours in at work to pay for it :))

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000