WHAT DID YOU DO,WITH JESUS.[GODS GIFT TO ETERNAL LIFE] THERE ARE MANY FALSE RELIGIONS--BUT ONLY 1 RIGHT ANSWER.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 10, 2000

Answers

>> JESUS.[GODS GIFT TO ETERNAL LIFE] <<

Actually, Jesus was supposed to be God's gift to women (or so he thought on Saturday nights, when he was a bit juiced and lonely). That whole "eternal life" thing was a mistake. The resurrection thing was a hasty cover-up cooked up to make Jesus and God look good.

God's been denying it was a His mistake ever since, even though Heaven has been filling up with trailer trash for two millenia now. The angels are complaining and heavenly space is getting short. Plus the noise is getting something fierce with all that "HALLELUJIAH" and "HOSANNA" day and night.

Pretty soon, some say, God is going to declare bancruptcy and dissolve the whole universe. Meanwhile, get a load of God's "golden handshake" deal. He'll come out smelling like a rose and so will Jesus, while Satan will claim all the rest of God's holdings for unpaid debt. Including all our souls.

All goes to show: there's hell to pay when dieties screw up. And it's the little guy who pays.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), May 11, 2000.

I let him have part of my timeshare. It is the least I could do, what with his sacrifice and all that. He has been very picky, though, about the place being immaculately clean-some say he was born in december, but I think late August-he acts like a virgo.

I also let him have terms. He did not have to pay up front like everybody else.

Hey, I benefit too. It sure does halp rentals when I can put in the ad "Jesus slept here".

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), May 11, 2000.

al-d, your concern for our souls is admirable. Your proselytizing is not. You display not a shread of compassion through your judgement of others.

Humility allows for the possibility ANY concept we may hold dear could be false. Humility stiffens our resolve to allow for our own errors in judgement.

It is one thing for you to 'know' you are correct. It is another to foist your 'knowledge' upon others unsolicited.

Look for some humility, al-d. Don't question your faith in JC, that's your call. Do respect others, that we are entitled to our own discoveries of the soul.

Brian, you're killin' me man!

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), May 11, 2000.

2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

-- I believe in Him (Jesus is King@Kingdom.come), May 11, 2000.

HI BINGO 1,i thought this was an UNCENSORED-FORUM? JESUS said 'love your neighbor as yourself,so who wants to see 'your neighbor eternally lost?some scatter the seed,others water IT.THE WORD OF GOD IS SEED.mens hearts are the soil,some is good,some isn,t.
-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 11, 2000.

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-- I believe in Him (Jesus is King@Kingdom.come), May 11, 2000.

I like you al-d. I even stuck up for you a time or two on the old TB2000.

I don't ask that you question your beliefs. I don't have the answers to your spiritual quest. I'm not that full of myself. On the other hand...

Best,

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), May 11, 2000.

Well there Al-d, you are correct in stating that this is an uncensored forum. So, for Bingo1 and others lets take a look at what a pathetic piece of human waste you are. Last year you appeared all over the net with your wife Marianne, remember? Al and Marianne Driscoll were awarded 11.4 million dollars because they were allegedly being hounded by a finance company. The bottom line is that you two scumbags owed a ton of money and wouldnt pay your legal debts. Award or not, nobody was going to pay a cent to the Driscolls so you went on all of the Christian sites asking for good folks to pray for you to get your money. Remember? You were asked to leave Pastor Chris' site were you not?

People, this Al Driscoll is lower than trailer trash and the last person that should be spouting any religious convictions. While somewhat entertaining, he is still the kind of person that should be shunned for what he is.

Hey Al, did they catch up with your sorry ass yet? Just a matter of time.

-- The (boyz@are.looking), May 11, 2000.

PUT UP OR SHUT UP, Boyz, is this TRUTH or NOT? Proof....Provide me a link, this is the 2nd time you said that, I'll give you the time to provide it.

Meanwhile, Al, IF you are a TRUE chistian, FEEL FREE since it is a FREE forum to ANSWER my question also, is this TRUE?

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 11, 2000.

True or not. If you're looking on man, any man to be sin free, you will always be disappointed to find his feet made of clay. Jesus is the only one that was/is free of sin.

Jesus said: He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone...

-- I believe in Him (Jesus is King@Kingdom.come), May 11, 2000.

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-- I believe in Him (Jesus is King@Kingdom.come), May 11, 2000.

HEY:

I did NOT cast the FIRST stone, now did I? RE READ the Post, before you speak at least.

Furthermore, I was not asking you, unless of course your Al? hmmmmm.?

Al, ARE YOU OUT HERE????

Boys??????

I am not looking for 'perfection' but since ol Al seems to be doing alot of 'witnessing' I would hope this is NOT true, because folks choose not to listen to unrepented hipocrits.

HA...

rant off

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 11, 2000.

folks choose not to listen to unrepented If true, I'll agree that Al needs to publicly repent. That would definately repair any damage to the landscape. Once again, If true.

This would then become a non-issue.

-- I believe in Him (Jesus is King@Kingdom.come), May 11, 2000.

"but God demonstrates his love for us by this, while we were STILL sinners Christ died for us"

-- Galatians 5:8 (re@dthe.bible), May 11, 2000.

Consumer:

I don't know what the details are regarding Al and Marianne Driscoll but check this web site:

http://www.granitelaw.com/nl_winter_1998.htm

It certainly appears that someone named Marianne Driscoll was involved in some kind of beef with Visa over a $200o Visa bill that resulted in an award of $11,000,000 and a threat of bomb placed in her office. I would also like to hear what really happened.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 11, 2000.

"And Mattithiah, one of the Levites, who was the firstborn of Shallum the Korahite, had the set office over the things that were made in pans."

I Chronicles 9:31

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), May 11, 2000.

Brian how fitting you would choose that verse

Things made in pans is referring to offering bread

Jesus had to be slain on the cross as an offering for our sins-the blood of Jesus washes away our sins.

Then in John 6:35,48 Jesus declares " I am the bread of life" and in 58 "this is the bread that came down from heaven"

and then in 58 we read "This is the bread that came down from heaven. Your forefathers ate manna and died, but he who feeds on this bread will live forever."

Good job Brian!!!

-- Thank you for pointing (th@tn.out), May 11, 2000.

"Mr. bingo, i don,t question my faith in JESUS,[nice try]HE,S BEEN VEY,VERY KIND TO ME.--his love amazes me." -- al-d

No kidding he loves you! 11 millions! *whistle*

"If true, I'll agree that Al needs to publicly repent. That would definately repair any damage to the landscape. Once again, If true.

This would then become a non-issue." -- I Believe in Him

So all Al-d has to do is repent after this extortion? geez! And us dumb Joes work HARD at an honest job for a weekly paycheck. No WONDER Al-d's spouting all this Christian gibberish and praising Jesus! He doesn't even need to become a tele-evengelist to make millions, just default on debts and sue Visa. Neato. There something to be said for a country's justice system ran by Christians.

-- (jesus@for.money), May 11, 2000.

>> Things made in pans refers to offering bread. [...] Jesus declares "I am the bread of life" [...] Good job Brian! <<

Shucks. 'Twarn't nothin'. I just wanted to make sure that all good Christians realized that, theologically speaking, Mattithiah, one of the Levites, had the set office over Jesus Christ.

It kinda puts a whole new spin on the words "He is risen!"

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), May 11, 2000.

Jesus@nomoney:

Now go easy here....see It rains on the Just and the Unjust also..

Many folks believe they are 'blessed' perhaps this is Al's problem?

Amazingly enough seems all kinds of new persona's are creeping in??

NOT.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 11, 2000.