Paula Jones says she knows what the president's equipment looks like

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PAULA DEALING WITH STAG MAG FOR PIX SPREAD

By PAULA FROELICH

Paula Jones says she knows what the president's equipment looks like - now she wants the American people to learn all about hers.

The woman who accused Bill Clinton of dropping his pants and asking her for sex when he was governor of Arkansas is negotiating with a "major men's magazine" for a photo spread, her publicist, David Hans Schmidt, told The Post.

He wouldn't say which glossy was interested in Paula's parts.

But sources said Jones has her heart set on a Penthouse spread.

A Penthouse spokesman confirmed the magazine was in "talks" with Jones.

The spokesman, who asked not to be identified, said Jones' contribution to journalism could involve more than "only" a photo spread - but refused to give details.

Jones has graced the pages of Penthouse before. In 1994, the skin mag published bedroom pictures of the pride of Cabot, Ark., taken by a boyfriend.

Sources said the issue would appear this fall.

Schmidt wouldn't discuss the monetary value of Paula's poses. But the sources estimated it's "in the six figures."

Jones claimed her encounter with Clinton took place in a Little Rock hotel room in 1991, while she was a state worker.

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), May 10, 2000

Answers

Gee. Who'd have guessed she was a slut?

-- Larry Flynt (@ .), May 10, 2000.

"Jones has graced the pages of Penthouse before. In 1994, the skin mag published bedroom pictures of the pride of Cabot, Ark., taken by a boyfriend."

So THAT's where Bartcop got those pictures. Of course the 2000 pics will concentrate on the new nose, right?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), May 10, 2000.


Magazine sales in trailer parks most likely won't be too high as most men south of the Mason Dixon line have already seen Miss Jones "equipment" at least those with $20 bucks.

Is "Slutism" inherited? Maybe a recessive gene?

-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), May 10, 2000.


WHAT IS IT WITH THESE STUPID WOMEN??? geesh. credible stories or not, the first thing that happens is that some skin mag offers them money to pose and UNBELIEVABLY THEY DO??!!! DUH. i love it. these guys make total fools of these women--they lose all credibility--if they ever had any.

i wish they would do the same for the guys who claim to have been done wrong. but the guys are probably too smart to take the offer, aren't they? obviously these women aren't.

-- tt (cuddluppy@aol.com), May 10, 2000.


Yes, but WHAT DOES THE PRESIDENT'S EQUIPMENT LOOK LIKE????????????

-- Aunt Bee (SheriffAndy@Mayberry.com), May 11, 2000.


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