He moans cos we're referred to as United (Big deal ITK...so what?)but he'd rather call us scum..and it annoys him when he notices North East lads and lasses wearing United tops who are shit at geography. Get a grip ya sad bastard eh....c'ya

WATPOAE

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Answers

no. That would appear to be you LR.

anti-United ... yes. You come on here to be exactly that.

Chip on the shoulder etc..... yes. Again a perfect description of yourself.

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Anyone but you Geordie....anyone but you :-)

WATPOAE

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Should such a thread title result in the instant dismissal of the author?

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Sack me then.

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Just in case you've not seen this interesting piece of background material from another thread:

Elvis Presley, Kurt Cobain and Freddy Mercury are summoned back to the Pearly Gates by St. Peter and told they will receive one last chance to revisit Earth if they can justify a living being worth emulating. Elvis goes first: "Well, Pete, after so many years of being a successful entertainer and giving so much to so many I'd still like to go back as a star. Only I wouldn't want to end up a drugged up piece of blubber who dies in the bog. I'd probably go back as Michael Chang, the tennis star. He's a true believer, a clean American professional I really admire and look up to." "Not bad, not bad," replies St. Peter, "And what about you Kurt?" Kurt scratches his nuts and says, "I agree with the King. Kinda wasted my life on booze and drugs as well. Look at the trog I married for Christ sake, begging your pardon, Sir. I'd probably like to go back as a clean living sports star too. Someone like Jonathon Edwards, the world record breaking triple jumper. He's also keen on the good book and a real success at what he does." "Very good, Kurt," says the Saint, "And finally Freddy, what about you?" "Mmm, tough one," says Mr. Mercury, picking a peanut from his foreskin. "Actually I'd like to go back as Taibi, United's new keeper." St. Peter is a bit puzzled at this. "That man's a Manc based Italian git. Why would you want to be resurrected as one such as he?" "Well just imagine," replies Freddy, "He's got ten arseholes in front of him, fifty thousand pricks around him and no chance of catching anything."

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

No, and this is slander. something seems to have touched a nerve here though LR, what's up guilty conscience. The opposite of chips on shoulders is arrogance......

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Not true mate...look at scousers....arrogant and chippy :-)

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

...and speaking of chippies:-

Q: Did you hear about the two lesbian carpenters who build their own house?

A: There were no studs in the house, it was all tongue and groove!

;-)

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000