Match Number 17

29 October 1995, White Hart Lane, Spurs away, 1-1. A game for Galaxy where Gateshead-born Armstrong scored the opener before Daveeeeed (in a rare Toon floating role) equalised with a solo-effort. Commentary went something like: "And Beardsley's screaming for the ball back, but Ginola has other ideas...[turns and whacks ball passed utter twat in Spurs goal with foppish hair]those kind of ideas!!!!!" Not bad. First of several great performances in the maroon and red(ish) hooped away-shirt, and the wearing of bandages on the hand became almost de-rigeur for men wanting a bit of footie-cred :-)

Points Hislop 2 Barton 2 Peacock 2 Howey 2 Beresford 2 Gillespie 2 Lee 2 Beardsley 2 Sellars 2 Ferdinand 2 Ginola 5 (m/f goal)

Results: Match 17

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	1-0	Steph Sup
Bar Samba	1-3	TFKASS
Brdo Utd	1-0	ITKHWB
Bor C'bch	1-1	T Goons
Brwry Drp Utd	1-0	Toon Trag
HTIN?	0-2	W'end OB
Mac Mar	1-2	W'stck Co
Min Acad	2-2	Pil Con

Athletico Backworth win the top of the table clash with Steph's Superstars; does this tell us the destination of the title this season?

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	1-2	PLU
Bla Rac	3-3	Q Mech
Ceptic	0-0	Real Z
Che Chop	1-3	Spayne
Dud Boys	0-3	G'gate
Dunc's D's	4-0	TSW
How Har	4-2	Y Yobs
JHP	3-0	PPP

Shame on Real Zaragossy! 4 points each indeed!

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	13	1	3	38	22	16	40
2	Steph's Superstars	12	1	4	39	18	21	37
3	Brewery Droopers United	11	1	5	32	23	9	34
4	MacBeth's Marauders	10	1	6	30	24	6	31
5	MinesaS&N Academicals	9	1	7	32	21	11	28
6	Toon Tragedy	9	0	8	29	22	7	27
7	Wallsend Old Boys	8	3	6	23	20	3	27
8	Barton's Samba	9	0	8	26	24	2	27
9	Beardo United	8	0	9	26	28	-2	24
10	Toon Goons	7	1	9	23	30	-7	22
11	Pilgrim's Converts	6	3	8	29	32	-3	21
12	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	6	2	9	24	28	-4	20
13	Woodstock County	6	0	11	24	37	-13	18
14	How Toon is Now?	6	0	11	16	38	-22	18
15	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	4	1	12	19	30	-11	13
16	TFKASS	4	1	12	19	34	-15	13

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	15	1	1	40	11	29	46
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	12	1	4	34	15	19	37
3	Howdon Harriers	10	2	5	31	20	11	32
4	Jessie's High Pants	10	0	7	33	25	8	30
5	Real Zaragossy	9	1	7	35	30	5	28
6	Spayne	9	0	8	25	24	1	27
7	Quantum Mechanicals	8	2	7	26	22	4	26
8	The Stellar Warriors	8	1	8	29	27	2	25
9	Yelli's Yobs	8	0	9	33	36	-3	24
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	8	0	9	18	27	-9	24
11	The Gallowgate	6	3	8	17	26	-9	21
12	Ceptic	5	3	9	18	23	-5	18
13	Blaydon Racers	5	1	11	21	29	-8	16
14	Baxter Basics	5	1	11	25	40	-15	16
15	Dudley Boys	5	0	12	18	42	-24	15
16	Chevy's Choppers	4	2	11	31	37	-6	14

Fixtures: Match 18

BBS Premier Corinthian League

TFKASS	Vs	Ath B'worth
ITKHWB	Vs	Bar Samba
T Goons	Vs	Brdo Utd
Toon Trag	Vs	Bor C'bch
W'end OB	Vs	Brwry Drp Utd
W'stck Co	Vs	HTIN?
Pil Con	Vs	Mac Mar
Steph Sup	Vs	Min Acad

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Q Mech	Vs	Bax Bas
Real Z	Vs	Bla Rac
Spayne	Vs	Ceptic
G'gate	Vs	Che Chop
TSW	Vs	Dud Boys
Y Yobs	Vs	Dunc's D's
PPP	Vs	How Har
PLU	Vs	JHP

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

Answers

Here Softie,

Under the old system would I have been joint 5th instead of a pathetic 11th???

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

'scuse me missus.......can I take my ball home please....I don't like this game anymore....I keep getting beaten by them big boys and girls over there.

Boo Hoo, weep wail, I'm starting to know how Monkey Heed will feel next season.....

SMB

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

Totally unfair!!!! That game, with that goal? No wonder I lost! (:o(

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Game 18 - Top vs Bottom of the Premier passed over by Softie TV again for the main game as they show the PPP Vs How Har game. If we weren't sure what would happen if News International had of taken over ManUre we do now, weeks and weeks of their games on the tele.


-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

Well, I just don't know. I score 14 points in the cup game and get 1 goal for it, 9 in this league game and get nowt. What have you got to do to win a game around here?!:@)

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

hey Dan, it could be worse, you could be the manager of TFKASS, ha ha.
sh1t that's me. Bugger.

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

But at least you manage to score 5 in the cup, Scratchy. 5! How the hell do you get 5?! I get 14 points and I score 1! (repeat like broken record to fade)

-- Anonymous, May 11, 2000

Ah! When the average score is 17, 14 looks a bit paltry does it not? :-)

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000