Hope this works :-o

BBSPCLFA Cup Draw: Round 1

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	Baxter Basics
Wallsend Old Boys	Vs	Yelli's Yobs
Toon Tragedy	Vs	Duncan's Disorderlies
Proper Lard Unathletic	Vs	Woodstock County
Steph's Superstars	Vs	Howdon Harriers
Blaydon Racers	Vs	MacBeth's Marauders
Real Zaragossy	Vs	Brewery Droopers United
Toon Goons	Vs	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
The Stellar Warriors	Vs	Jessie's High Pants
Athletico Backworth	Vs	Pete's Porkie Pies
TFKASS	Vs	Spayne
MinesaS&N Academicals	Vs	The Gallowgate
Ceptic	Vs	Quantum Mechanicals
The ITK Heaton World Beaters	Vs	Beardo United
Dudley Boys	Vs	Chevy's Choppers
Barton's Samba	Vs	How Toon is Now?

I simply must draw your attention to the pick of the round, where last season's finalists have been drawn against each other.

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2000

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BBSPCLFA Cup Draw: Round 1

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	Baxter Basics
Wallsend Old Boys	Vs	Yelli's Yobs
Toon Tragedy	Vs	Duncan's Disorderlies
Proper Lard Unathletic	Vs	Woodstock County
Steph's Superstars	Vs	Howdon Harriers
Blaydon Racers	Vs	MacBeth's Marauders
Real Zaragossy	Vs	Brewery Droopers United
Toon Goons	Vs	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
The Stellar Warriors	Vs	Jessie's High Pants
Athletico Backworth	Vs	Pete's Porkie Pies
TFKASS	Vs	Spayne
MinesaS&N Academicals	Vs	The Gallowgate
Ceptic	Vs	Quantum Mechanicals
The ITK Heaton World Beaters	Vs	Beardo United
Dudley Boys	Vs	Chevy's Choppers
Barton's Samba	Vs	How Toon is Now?

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2000

Last chance, or I'll shave my head and run naked with the pygmies...

BBSPCLFA Cup Draw: Round 1

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	Baxter Basics
Wallsend Old Boys	Vs	Yelli's Yobs
Toon Tragedy	Vs	Duncan's Disorderlies
Proper Lard Unathletic	Vs	Woodstock County
Steph's Superstars	Vs	Howdon Harriers
Blaydon Racers	Vs	MacBeth's Marauders
Real Zaragossy	Vs	Brewery Droopers United
Toon Goons	Vs	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
The Stellar Warriors	Vs	Jessie's High Pants
Athletico Backworth	Vs	Pete's Porkie Pies
TFKASS	Vs	Spayne
MinesaS&N Academicals	Vs	The Gallowgate
Ceptic	Vs	Quantum Mechanicals
The ITK Heaton World Beaters	Vs	Beardo United
Dudley Boys	Vs	Chevy's Choppers
Barton's Samba	Vs	How Toon is Now?

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2000

Looks like you got it....(bit like Sting on his recent holiday to the Far East, the anitbiotics haven't kicked in properly yet I hear!)..

OK, now to business.....in an effort to help me prove my theory that whatever team I support is bound to lose I am going to pick a team in the competition above to lend my support to, I would like to aplogise in advance to the owner of said team but it's a scientific experiment and can not be perverted because of silly pride or sentiment (unless you buy me a couple of pints!)...

So here goes.....and the number drawn from lancelot is...

Ceptic....

Again apologies to the unlucky owner of that team but at least you'll be able to concentrate on the league eh? ;))

COME ON CEPTIC!!...GERRR INTAAA THEM.....

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2000

Athletico Backworth..Away?? Not looking good for the Porkie pies. Still, We,ll try a 10 man defence, bribe the ref, and see if we can bring them back to the Pie Dome for a replay. Top scorers on the Premiere...oohhh thats a tough one.

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2000

I'll have a tenner on Proper Lard Unathletic.

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2000

Hahahahahahaha. The Gav curse strikes again !!

Do us a favour will you matey. Just stay the hell away from following Jessie's High Pants in the next round will ya ? :O}

-- Anonymous, May 08, 2000