This was just tooooooo good to pass up : )

http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), May 05, 2000

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Hey Cap:

Like I always say, no matter where you go, all the shit you have done follows you! LOL.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), May 05, 2000.

capnfun -

LOL. Now that IS fine!! I think the guy at the end has it right. What need for bag or bucket?

-- Debra (laughing@home.com), May 05, 2000.

Love it, capn! I couldn't go for this, though, because with my luck, my car would be stolen while I was "in the restroom."

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.

Now that is FUNNY Eve! I have visions of you holding on for dear life while riding down a bumpy, dirt road!

Still laughing...out loud!

-- Debra (laughing@home.com), May 05, 2000.

Eve -

I have to go to work but I had to add something before leaving. Whenever I see your name now I will think of you riding "in on a broom" and "out on the back of a truck"!

You are tooooo funny! Can I come to the same parties you go to?

-- Debra (laughing@home.com), May 05, 2000.

Eve, aren't you the one who walked around for an hour with 4 foot of TP traling behind you? If so, that Bumper Dumper is for you! After surviving this embarrassment with no ill effects, it's just one more step to get used to the Bumper Dumper. Just make sure the TP doesn't trail behind your car!

-- (y@x.x), May 05, 2000.

Hi Debra,

Thanks for your 'preciation. Parties? What's that? Ah yes, I remember now...

Hey, Debra, I've got a great idea on how to get back into my car. Did you see the first Indiana Jones movie where he fought his way into that moving truck that was filled with Nazis? I should rent that and do a slo-mo/stop-action thing with that scene, taking notes. And I could even practice sitting on the commode with a knife in my teeth and a whip in my hand! Maybe then, brimming with my new-found confidence will I mosey on over to "Uncle Booger" and make him an offer.

Hmmm...that hat Harrison Ford..................................(ok, you can stop daydreamin' now, girl, and finish typing your post) used wouldn't look right on me, though. Maybe a nice sunbonnet...

I have to go to work but I had to add something before leaving. Whenever I see your name now I will think of you riding "in on a broom" and "out on the back of a truck"!

You are tooooo funny! Can I come to the same parties you go to?

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.

Oops, sorry, Debra...I accidently left your post tacked on to mine. ( I have this habit of almost always copying posts when I write my replies.) But geez...I hope no one thinks from this that you ride a broom too!

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.

y@x.x,

Yep, that was me! (see the Life's Most Embarrassing Moments thread for the juicy details) And thanks for the advice. Anyway, I should be extra careful now with all of this, as I don't think my Indiana Jones thing would look too cool with the TP trailing from my jeans... (What? Of course I'd have 'em back on! But, you know, that's another thing I'd better start practicing on...)

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.

yeah, the Debunkers thought it was funny when they posted it Jan 99, too.

Funny then, funny now!

-- Hitch Me UP (hold@on.tight!), May 05, 2000.