To celebrate the last game of the season and a summer of footie (any excuse to go down to the pub).

Lets have a party in the Strawberry before and after the game. (No change there then).

I suggest a double celebration as its also my birthday and if Steph can get me a ticket I will attend the party in the pub (no doubt still hungover from the night before).

So what's is everyone opinion on that idea?

PS don't even think of asking how old I am.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Answers

Yes to the meet.

29 and holding ? Not that I'm asking like. -)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Are you saying I look older than 29 ?!?!??!

;o))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Wish we could join you! I shall be freezing my butt off at Donnington watching the Superbikes (I`m a wonderful wife you know!) Yelli is stuck with dog-sitting! We surely will arrange to meet you all sometime during the summer though. (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Galaxy,

You off to Donnie then?? Riding? I'm probably going so long as I get th patio laid before next w/end!

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

I'll be around to buy you a drink for your birthday, Jay.

Hope you're successful getting laid, Geordie (!).

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Jay,
OOOOOPS. Put it down to third degree Alzheimers. You can slap my wrist Sunday. Sorry. Grovel-grovel, cringe-cringe.

I wouldn't care, but you did PS a warning.

You wouldn't really clobber an owld gadgy what wears geps, would you?

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Jay,

We always have a party in the Strawberry so you've just given us an extra excuse. ;-)) Hopefully I won't have any trouble getting you a ticket. See you there!

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Pit-Bull I too where bins so I wouldn't hit you :o)

Yeah Steph thats what I reckoned ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Galaxy you should never have let it be known that Yelli is on her own in the house that weekend , beware Gav on the prowl , i hope the dogs a big one ;- )

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Oh no! And there was I thinking of quietly remaining seated in the stand until the crowd had dispersed, stroll gently along to the Metro, nodding politely at HM Police Officers on my way passed, perhaps purchase a snack from a vending van, return to my humble abode, spend a quiet evening doing the crossword ready for that nice Mr Mellor to come on with 606 - he does have some terribly sensible suggestions to offer and ought to be listened to more widely - and then set the VCR to record MotD as it's on a bit late for the likes of me...

...Instead, I see I shall have to get trollied in the Strawbeery as usual and wake up at Cullercoats with dribble all over my collar thinking, "Where did all these f*cking seagulls come from?" Have to make the best of it I suppose, see you all there :-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

I'll be there as well. It's 3 days before my birthday and 8 days before Dougal's so there's plenty to celebrate on top of slaughtering Arsene's Arse.

No need to ask what age I'll be - the number is already on the shirt, the year of my birth, my age as it will be on the 17th, and my favourite scoreline - Jonno Five-O.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Clearly all the best people are born in May ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

But only so that they could clear a path for the true Princes among men who were born in July...

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Sting - who said Yelli will be on her own next weekend?(;o) Certainly not an assumption I`ll be making! And it`s six dogs!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

So you`re into Superbikes too then Geordie? Will you be going on two wheels or four? (and don`t tell me it depends on how fast you go round the corners!) (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Galaxy , Judging by Gavs reaction in the past 6 dogs wouldnt keep him at bay , but i know youll say shes a big lass now and can look after herself . Anyhow after seeing the Lindsey pick , i think Gav is very keen on big lasses : - ))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

If I go and it's a big IF at the moment... it will be on my CBR600... so that's 2 wheels most of the time (1 for stoppies and wheelies!!).

I'm out every w/end from now until July and 'er indoors is a tad annoyed! This w/end is walking in Brecon (training for 3 peaks at end of June)

You going on a bike?

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Sting - judging by Gav`s lack of reaction on here lately, I think that he may have been abducted by aliens, or may be the LURRRRRV BUG`s got him! (:o) I`d be a liar if I said Yelli was a big girl, but maybe I might be more his type - I`ve been compared to Peggy Mount on speed! (if you are young - that proably won`t mean anything to you!) (:o)

Geordie - me? Get on a bike with my husband?! Not in a million years!!!!!! I know, no matter how many times he denies it, or whatever assurances he gives me, he would not be able to resist the temptation to scare me half to death!!! So we will be driving there! If Pete goes on his own he goes on his bike. (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

hahahahaha i think you're right , mebbes at his age you are more his type , but eeing as no ones heard from him for a while id be thinking the same thing . I think he might have pulled for the first time in a while last night , ive heard the Swiss are very impressionable ;- )

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

I'd love to join you but as you know Jay I'll be in Rhodes. Ask Screacher to ring me on my mobile (if he's there) and I'll wish you Cronia Polla (Happy Birthday) - get him to buy you a drink from me! :o)))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Good call Galaxy. I would NEVER ride pillion with anyone! I'm happy when I'm in control but hanging on not knowing what the rider intends is scary stuff!! My wife and kids(11 & 13) love going pillion (not all at the same time tho'!).

I'm not too happy being a car passenger unless I know the driver well. There's only about 4 people I know who I trust enough to relax when driving... and I'm one of them!

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Ahh its all right for some Pilgrim. Have a great time mate

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Surely not that impressionable ;-)

Besides, since he has become a Trappist Monk, I believe he had to have his balls cut off. They were advertsing for a new castrati and he thought it was some sort of curry. Cruelest cut of all...I'd be keeping Mum about it as well.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Gav is going to just love this thread.

Maybe he should be the one to marry the egg chaser :o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

You know something Jay, now that you've said that it's all starting to become so clear.

1) The mysoginistic tendencies
2) The insistence that women who decline his polite advances must wear dungarees and comfortable shoes
3) The inability to speak to women on eaqual terms (i.e. 'birds')
4) His unhealthy preoccupation with this egg-chaser

Call me Sigmund Freud, but it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if our Gav turned out to be a closet-uphill-gardener.

Of course, silence bears consent, so he would need to refute this theory in the next couple of hours or we'll all be convinced. ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

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-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Ah! They don't write numbers like that anymore...

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Hahahahah oops sorry everyone wrong bit . :-((

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

I do hope that you aren't linking us to a scandalous picture from Brother Gavin's racy past before he saw the light and became a gelding ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Gosh, just realised, only another 73 postings and I'll have eclipsed the silent one.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

have to concur with all that Softie , personally ive always had a sneaky feeling about Gav and his manoeuvres , and today is no exception . he can be a very secretive fella when he wants to be .. kind of bloke you'd trust witha secret like . Ive always had a theory that all this woman talk is a cover for 2 things .. possibly he could be a marmite driller ;-) and secondly theres something of the spy / mafia about himn .. yer knaa , Working in Swiss banks , system operator , has to move cities and home at short notice , strong links with Russia , strippers in tow , celebrity appearances .. and then he comes on here , the perfect cover you see . ive got to admit there something of the artificial intelligence about him .. i mean i wouldnt even be surprised if he was watching us now :-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Is this the abuse Gav thread, then? Oops, and here I was going to wish Jay a happy birthday and ask you all to have drinks for me since I won't be able to make it over for the occasion. I'll either be thinking of you all while listening to the final webcast of the season, or be down the pub if they have the good taste to show our game. :-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Do you know, I get the self-same feeling, almost as though he were there but unable to speak.

I know what you mean about espionage, but he fell for the 'honey- trap' didn't he? Mind you, notice how he has allegedly shacked up with some prime Russian totty and yet, by his own admission, he made her dress up in a man's shirt. Hmmmm. Very significant...

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Well, I don`t know! Talk about kicking a man when he`s down! Poor bloke`s probably wrestling with this new super-virus as we speak! It must be some serious commitment that stopping him from posting. Anyway, seems to me, vehement deniles tend to confirm suspicions, so rising above it is possibly a safer course of action. (:o)

Not that I`m defending him mind, just like to see fair play in the playground!

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Now come to think of it ive never seen this legendary silver tongued cavalier ( own admission ) actually cop off , and it certainly appears that there are more male contacts out there than female , just the female ones are highlighted just like in an elaborate spoof .. bit like a game of cluedo this really . I fancy he might actuall work for marmite ( does anyone know if they have an office in Basle ) , cos im sure there are a few in Watford :-))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

galaxy alls fir in love and war , i think maybe when we get his side of the story on all this we'll all feel a bit better , i think he must be a very busy man .

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Sting,

Surely it's only fair if he can back himself up, and as he is obviously otherwise detained this week he doesn't stand a chance!!!

Quite funny though - apart from the rather weak comparison between myself and Lynsey Dawn McKensie (who is obviously a hound, whereas I am not!!!) which you can leave out of it!!!

(;o)

By the way, it's good to have you back!!! How was the holiday honey???

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Fair play in the playground? Easy for you to say! He gave me a chinese burn last week and made Sting pour pop into his mouth when it was full of sherbert fountain...

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Like the analogy softie , in fact i was getting a bit worried when he came and joined our game of kiss chase , i had to run and see the teacher cos id plopped me pants , and then the bugger pinched me plasticine and rolled it into a sausage . Yelli ive had a great holiday but the details will bore you , and never been one to gloat ;- ) mebys i shud tell you about it offline , like the details of the my nightime activities in Thailand and Malaysia ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Sting,

Sounds very interesting!!! Go for it, you have my e-mail address and I am always open to tales of debauchery!!! I'll look forward to the details!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Yelli,
'back himself up'

That's novel - not like you, so I'll put it down to a Freudian slip - or maybe noticing it says more about me. Does helping them out when they're busy count ? -)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Yelli , The details are forthcuming . Copulater

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Pit Bill,

My whole life is just one huge Freudian slip!!! But I think you are right, it does say a lot about you that you noticed it!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Sting,

Licking my lips in anticipation already honey!!! ;))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Yelli,
Details please, in a plain brown wrapper. And nee snoopin mind youse lot :-))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Pit Bill,

Details on their way as we speak!!!! (;o)

xxx

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

If you're licking your lips what the hell am i supposed to be doing , and if you think im playing copycat you're mistaken , im just not supple enough : - 0

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Yelli,
Hope 'I LOVE YOU' doesn't come into this (as such), cos it'll never get past our virus checker, and I'll pine away wondering, -)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Where's Gav when you need hime eh ?

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

errrr excuse me people but what does this have to do with my Birthday party ?????

I see Gav hasn't posted yet !!

;o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Jay,

Happy birthday mate!! Sorry me and Mum won't be able to make it up there this weekend but I hope you have a fabulous time!!!

Sting,

Don't worry honey, I only want to know what happened on the holiday - not re-enact it with you. It sounds like you had a very interesting time and I'm desperate to know the details!!!!

Pit Bill,

No worries there mate - I will avoid the use of the words 'I Love You' at all costs!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Banged to rights I'd say. Surely anyone would have come on by now to clip a few ears and defend themself, but no, he's just sitting there reading it and cowering away like the big girls' blouse we all thought he was. [shakes head ruefully] Sad, really, I hadn't realised it was all an act :-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Jay,
You're deed right hinny, but you know what some of us are like when we get into full blown gob-shite mode. :-))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Softie and Sting - I shall make this my last posting on here - can`t be seen to be posting on the same smutty thread as the sprog!

I would merely like to know what you two were doing letting Gav do these things too you? Sounds a bit deviant to me, and smacks of compliance! Could you be the `Three Mustyqueers`?

With apologies for the non `politically correctness` of that comment!

Off to do some flower arranging! BYEEEEEEEE! (:O)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Cor! Has anyone got a needle and thread? :-)

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Mebys thats what Gavs been doing all day , flower arranging, hehehe what a sobering thought , i always thot the Dingle made him look like he was one half of Bill and Ben , now my fears are confounded .

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000

Three Mustyqueers,?!? I love it ;o)))

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2000