NICKED FROM THE STRAWBERRY BOARD AND ALTERED - BUT WORTH IT ANYWAY ---------------------------------------------------------------------- At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Makem - 6ft 5 and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Makem.

Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this Makem leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool.

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that, " he says, "just what did he say to you?"

I'm not sure", the Makem replies, "something about a job"

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000