Just put Bolton 2-1 up against Wolves. Oh please oh please oh please oh please Bobby...this fella is going to be the Next Big Thing. All the likeliest rivals for his signature can't offer him a berth in midfield and he'd be mad to sign for any of them. Come on! If we sign nobody else in the closed season I'd still be smiling.

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

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The Journal are printing a story with the headline saying "GUDJOHNSSON IN #5.5 million Sunderland move". Looks like the North East Top dogs have beaten us to him. ah well there's always Viduka.

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Is that the same Bjarne Gudjonssen we sold to some Dutch or Belgian club for #200k? Sounds about Reedy's stamp.

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Lying sod! I was crestfallen when I read that, rik. Evil swine.

It's not Bjarni Gudjonsson back to haunt us from Stoke, all 5'1" of him, this is Eidur Gudjonsson who plays for Bolton but is supposed to be on his way in the Summer. YBR's been trailing him all season and we are meant to be favourites to sign him. He's a wonderful player (unless he signs for the Mackems in which case he will be transformed into a hopeless, spawny, cloggy, waste of money).

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Softie,
'signs for the Mackems'

Let's have less of these sloppy postings please, there are ladies present.

It's mackems, or better still m*****s, but definitely no capital.:-))

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

I feel suitably chastened Bill, can't think what came over me, I shall henceforth refer to them in this format: "mackems (spit)".

How's that, any hope for me?

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Softie,
You've only just started taking the tanners OUT of the bottle, so allowances have been made. Watch it, but. :-))

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Bill,
The worst thing is that the jar only looks about half full anyway...do the other jars I used to put my savings in count as well? ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

(spit)
(ptuh), with the tongue protruding slightly is more graphic. :-)-

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

No, that's cheating. But if you want to compete with Gav, ok. :-))

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Bill surely you're not inferring Gav is a (hockle) mackem ? :-)

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Sting,
The postings are a bit out of sync. It was Softie using his other jars I was referring to.

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000