Match Number 12

Great news for everyone, a game from the good old days! 22 August 1995, Bolton Wanderers at Burnden Park, an easy 3-1 away win. A Ginola cross met a leaping Les for our first, but classic NUFC defending let Gudni Bergsson in for an equalizer. Gillespie floated a ball across and Rob Lee placed the most careful of headers passed their keeper. Our third saw Big Les take control of a Clark pass in the centre circle, dribble through 3 midfielders, evade 2 defensive challenges, round the keeper and slot home from an amazingly tight angle. Andy who?

Points Hislop 4 Barton 1 (booked) Peacock 2 Howey 2 Beresford 2 Ginola 2 Clark 2 Lee 5 (mf goal) Gillespie 2 Beardsley 2 Ferdinand 5 (booked but 2 goals)

Results: Match 12

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	3-0	HTIN?
Brdo Utd	3-4	Min Acad
T Goons	0-1	Steph Sup
Brwry Drp Utd	1-0	Bar Samba
Mac Mar	2-1	Bor C'bch
W'end OB	2-1	ITKHWB
Pil Con	5-0	Toon Trag
TFKASS	4-5	W'stck Co

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Dud Boys	0-5	Bla Rac
How Har	6-1	Che Chop
Bax Bas	1-5	Dunc's D's
Ceptic	0-3	JHP
Spayne	2-3	PLU
TSW	2-0	Real Z
PPP	0-3	G'gate
Q Mech	4-3	Y Yobs

More big scores today, noticeably Howdon Harriers with a massive 23 out of a possible 29. The most gutted, officially sick as a parrot manager, however, is Scratchy who must be wondering what he has to do to win a game. 20 would normally guarantee the points...unless your opponent gets 21...

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	9	1	2	31	19	12	28
2	Brewery Droopers United	9	1	2	26	14	12	28
3	Steph's Superstars	8	1	3	25	13	12	25
4	MacBeth's Marauders	8	1	3	25	16	9	25
5	MinesaS&N Academicals	8	0	4	27	15	12	24
6	Toon Tragedy	7	0	5	22	13	9	21
7	Pilgrim's Converts	6	1	5	24	22	2	19
8	Beardo United	6	0	6	23	23	0	18
9	Barton's Samba	6	0	6	15	15	0	18
10	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	5	0	7	16	19	-3	15
11	How Toon is Now?	5	0	7	13	26	-13	15
12	Wallsend Old Boys	4	2	6	13	19	-6	14
13	Toon Goons	4	0	8	15	23	-8	12
14	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	3	0	9	15	24	-9	9
15	Woodstock County	3	0	9	19	30	-11	9
16	TFKASS	1	1	10	11	29	-18	4

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	10	1	1	32	10	22	31
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	9	0	3	27	9	18	27
3	Quantum Mechanicals	8	1	3	21	11	10	25
4	Howdon Harriers	7	1	4	24	12	12	22
5	Yelli's Yobs	7	0	5	28	22	6	21
6	Jessie's High Pants	7	0	5	25	22	3	21
7	The Stellar Warriors	6	1	5	21	19	2	19
8	Real Zaragossy	6	0	6	22	24	-2	18
9	Spayne	5	0	7	13	17	-4	15
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	5	0	7	11	19	-8	15
11	The Gallowgate	4	2	6	9	19	-10	14
12	Blaydon Racers	4	0	8	16	19	-3	12
13	Dudley Boys	4	0	8	10	30	-20	12
14	Chevy's Choppers	3	2	7	20	26	-6	11
15	Ceptic	3	1	8	14	20	-6	10
16	Baxter Basics	3	1	8	18	32	-14	10

Fixtures: Match 13

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Brdo Utd	Vs	Ath B'worth
Bor C'bch	Vs	Bar Samba
Mac Mar	Vs	Brwry Drp Utd
Min Acad	Vs	HTIN?
TFKASS	Vs	Pil Con
ITKHWB	Vs	Steph Sup
W'end OB	Vs	T Goons
W'stck Co	Vs	Toon Trag

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Ceptic	Vs	Bax Bas
Che Chop	Vs	Bla Rac
How Har	Vs	Dud Boys
JHP	Vs	Dunc's D's
Q Mech	Vs	PPP
Real Z	Vs	PLU
TSW	Vs	Spayne
Y Yobs	Vs	G'gate

So, Real Zaragossy draw everyone's least favourite opponents in the next game (gulp).

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Answers

This result clearly shows I picked my squad from "the oldies". That Bullet chap was lucky to inherit such a good side.

Howay Softie.... get some more "random fixtures" from this era!

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Ooh Geordie. You're not accusing one of our competition organisers of being corrupt are you? We all know that could never be the case.

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Screach,

I'll be more than happy for you to take over next season! In fact you're welcome to take over from now.... the 2.5Meg 123 file can be in your reader today of you like :))

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Flooods?

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

What can I say Scratchy? I at least managed to correct the acronym for your team's name...

Not half way through yet and all to play for (append footballing cliche here)

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Today,s win took away the bitter taste of a real crap start to the new season. Fergie has been very quiet so far this season.

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Hiro, just wait until the Cup starts again; the Mouth will return I'm sure :-)

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

OI!.........You talkin' to me or chewin' a brick

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000

Floods Softie, what do the Tragedy have to do to get an away draw? Jiggle the system or something. I'll even settle for a stadium of sh*te 2-2, pain, heartbreak and all that.

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2000