Well that was very sneaky - slipping a match in and not letting on to me! God damn these Bank Holidays - I don`t know if I am on my arse or my elbow! (:o(

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Answers

Sorry darling!!

I would've mentioned it if only I'd known you didn't know....probably just as well I didn't though since it allowed me to clos my postings gap on you ;))

You didn't miss anything fantastic :( same old Newcastle....

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Doesn`t take much to throw me out of kilter these days!

By crikey you must have writers cramp! You must have been going some yesterday! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Fnar Fnar....

I had a mad 90mins when the match was on and was fully in "Utter Crap" mode....

Anyway....you don't have to feel guilty at being top of the postings list any more....see the things that I do for you! ;))

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

You`re too kind! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Don't give it all that!! you were complaining the other week that you'd been posting too much and were worried about it!!

I thought I'd help you out is all and now you pretend that you don't believe my motives.....

Bloody women!....can't live with them.....can't shoot them! ;)

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

No really, I am pleased you have knocked me off the top of the list! You`ll have to go some to beat Ciara and Softie though! (:o)

I`ve been thinking that we should have an `awards` thread, seeing as it is coming up to the end of the season. Both footie related, you know the sort of thing - Player of the Year - Performance of the Year etc., and some tongue in cheek BBS ones! See what you can come up with in the way of catagories ( and keep it clean! )

I shall apply my mind to it whilst wading through the ironing!

First obvious one would be ` Outstanding Bravery` to go to Duncan for rescuing us all! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

I haven't checked Softie's position out (god I'm coming out with the double entendre's today!) but I think he's easily reachable....Ciara is still about 60 postings away and she tends to get prolific on match thread postings so she might just be out of my range....

Like I said though...I just wanted to help you get off the top (hahaha I'm at it again!!)...

I swear it's unintentional!!

As for the awards....I'm certain we did something like this a few years ago....I bet they were smutty though ;))...someone else who hasn't abused their brain as much as me in the time since might remember a little better what they were...

I'm certain we could come up with something new though....

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

Indeed we did Gav. We even got Eddy Suryadi to mcok up some Oscar Awards for us. I think you got the "Dirty Old Man" award or was it "Best Dingle". We also had "Best Thread" and a few others, as well as the Toon related ones.

I bet Rik is "dreaming up" this idea as we discuss.

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

I knew I got some uncalled for award ;))

I put it down to jealousy....

I'm really suprised that you can remember all this though....I kinda thought at your age that you'd have forgotton your name :))))

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

We could have a secret vote and a full on award ceremony, with fancy duds and all

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000