A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.... she fell off a toy horse, what an idiot.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Now THAT was funny! *g* I oughta tell that to Gweeg...

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

I'l post another.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Oh My. How tragic, yet confusing. What's a Wal-Mart?

I'm in Akita, Japan right now and my city directory has no Wal-Mart in it. Is it new, in Japan I mean, or is it in the huge mall only (In Tokyo) ?

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2001

a walmart is a large store full of cheap shitty things that people don't really need and rotten food that people buy because it's cheap. oh and they brain wash you by playing commercials throuout the store on tv's that hang from the ceiling (no joke) then they move to small towns and put smal buisnesses out of buisness

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Wall-mart?...Toy horse?...Blonde?...Tokyo?...Idiot?...What the hell are you guys talking about?!

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2003

hey man that was funny i have some jokes of my on you gest have to e- mail me.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2003

LOL

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2003