Just been sent some brilliant funny photo's from a mate and I'd love to stick em on a joke thread...

Anyone wanna explain to me how it's done or do it for me if I send them on?

Cheers Gav

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

Answers

Actually they're rude pics so I'd better not post em here....send me a mail if you want them...

All enquiries will be dealt with in the strictest confidence...

They are very funny though ;)

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

Come on people...roll up and request them...don't be shy!!

Only two takers so far...you know who you are ;)

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

That's more like it....they're going like hotcakes now :))

I probably should've just posted them ;))

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

I'm making a list of people who AREN'T perverted enough to ask.....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ;))

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

In case your worried that they are from pervy Gav's private collection, I've seen them, they are mildly offensive but VERY funny - not to be missed.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

One of my private punters is out of the bag then ;))

Tony's right....they basically just embarrasing pics of people with captions put on them.....nothing really explicit at all...

Now if you want explicit....go speak to Rik! he's a lovely collection of sheep photographs (allegedly)...

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

I will just come right out and ask.

Gav I will send you some of my (errr not of me actually) piccys if you send me some of yours !!!!

;o)))

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

I wondered who'd be first to brazen it out.....didn't think it'd be a bird, I had my money on ITK...

On their way....

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

Probably would have been ITK but he is away.

And Gav for the last time I am not a bird!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000

Gan on then - the emails correct.

Josh

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2000

The boy is back in town........

Oi Gav....how dare you take my name in vain like that.....bluddy hell, there was me....fighting a losing battle against the mudpile formerly known as Whitley Bay Caravan Pak and you are expecting me to start asking about bluddy dodgy pictures.

Cor bluddy hell, I don't know, how little people think of you when you are doing your damdest against very difficult and trying conditions.....I am hurt Gav....deeply hurt.

I don't think I can say any more.....I'm too choked up.........and hurt.......

PS: Go on....send us them then....you know the address!

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2000

Been away.....pics sent to all who asked ;)

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Don`t tell me you`re already at work Gav! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

I certainly am :)

Came in early to get it out of the way with so that I can spend the afternoon doing something more constructive :))

I've had a very very heavy weekend.....up there in the top 10 for absolute drunken debauchery....I'd tell everyone about it but I'm certain that it'd just lower their opinions of me ;))

Never mind me being up early....what are you doing on the computer at this time on a bank holiday morning!!!?

Oh and commiserations on getting beaten by Yelli the other night ;)

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Hey Gav - I'm intrigued. Send us a set of the piccies in a cyber brown envelope will ya ?

LT.

BTW - I thought your surprise for Galaxy was an excellent one. 'Cept for the fact she's already married of course. :o}

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Surely it's ok to get married more than once?

I think that maybe I've scared her off cos she's gone a little quiet ;)

Pics on the way :)

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Had a bath and hair wash between postings - that`s why I was away so long! I`m up early because hubby set the alarm for 5 am yesterday so that he could get up and watch the Superbikes, and no-one remembered to change it! So 5 am start on a Bank Holiday - great!

What`s this `suprise for Galaxy` then?

And that you for your comiserations - Yelli, of course, was unbearable! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Surprise for Galaxy....

Errrmmmm well I don't quite no how to say it properly so I guess I'll just come out with it....

I've grown quite enamoured of you in our short time together on the bbs and I'm hoping that you feel the same way.....if you do then I was wondering if you would consider formalising things by marrying me?

I know it's short notice and a bit of a suprise at that but I can assure you that I will try very hard to grow up and be a decent husband....

Your Sincerely Gavin Herron Esq....

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Gav Not that I'm interested really, but I don't want to feel too left out. OK you've talked me into it. Please send me the piccies. Did that sound too desperate?

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Aw Tony. I thought you wanted to make Gav a polygamist as well as Galaxy. I was getting really excited at the prospect of a double marriage, with Gav being involved in both of them. This BBS needs some more excitement like that.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Nice one Gav - you're mates are worth avoiding if you're p*ssed.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

No reply from Galaxy yet....she must be giving it serious consideration :)))

Josh, I reckon the first one could've been Rik....an uncanny likeness ;)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Hello ive been in England for 1.5 hrs , and got attracted here first , howay whats happening and can yone give me a rundown on toon events from the last few weeks , and other BBS misdemeanours . Hi all ! ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

hey baby!!!

Believe it or not I was just thinking of you!! and no I haven't just come back from the toilet!!!

BBS has been dead without ya ;)

So come on.....lets hear some tall stories of your holidays and I'll see if I can match them with every day occurrences for me ;))

Did you come back married?

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Toon events...Rob Lee to be offered a new contract, rumours of Solano leaving for 8mill, Gav scored on Saturday, we're linked with a portuguese bloke and someone mentioned Bosveldt again yesterday....

BBS events....Something big in the works from Softie methinks but Dougal was her usual informative self?? I proposed to Galaxy and she's thinking about it....not much else really ;)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Oh Gav! This is all so sudden! I`ve discussed it with my hubby and funnily enough, he`s quite encouraging! I guess his philosophy is that you can have too much of a good thing! However, he does recommend a pre-nuptial agreement before I commit myself. His suggestions are as follows:

Travel arrangements - wife, six dogs, two cats, and possibly the parrot she keeps talking about getting, to be flown out to Switzerland in the manner to which they have become accustomed - ie. first class. All subsequent journeys back to the UK and USA to be of a similar standard. This will probably most weekends in the summer for dog shows, at least two trips to the States for holidays. In the event of a season ticket being made available to her, this must be immediately upgraded to a directors box, and the rest of the year`s free weekends will be involving travel to NUFC, Euro 2000, Superbikes etc.

An agreement to cover all costs involved in sending Danielle to a Swiss Finishing School. Probaly a four year course - usually it would be two, but we think she may have picked up some bad habits during her `gap` years.

Provision of a gas guzzling type vehicle, big enough to transport wife dogs and dog showing equipment, but luxurious enough to travel in style and warrant her personal number plate. Usually these vehicles have averaged 16 - 17 miles per gallon.

These are the major points which my husband suggests we thrash out first. Though I do have some I would add to the agreement. For instance, NEVER EVER take my last ciggie!

Naturally, my husband is also expecting some sort of financial adjustment - how does #2,000 sound? .................... He says he can let you have it in used notes!!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

My solicitor is currently drawing up a draft agreement and will be in touch with your husband in the very near future, a couple of minor changes that spring immediately to mind are :-

You can have full use of my private jet when I am not on business trips to Amsterdam, Bangkok, Marbella, Newcastle or any other seedy dive that I can think of.

Superbikes eh? is he trying to pull a fast one? he wants compensation and Superbikes tickets!! I'll have to think about this one carefully.

I agree with your suggestion of a 4 year finishing school for Danielle, she sounds like a dreadful child and needs to be taken in hand very soon for her own good. I know of a particularly strict school and shall make the necessary arrangements.

All other points in your husbands draft agreement seem fine, if we can reach agreement on my points then my solicitor should be in touch within the hour.

Kind regards, Gavin Herron Esq...

Damn your good girl ;) and if your daughter decides to get cocky about the length of time we're sending her back to school for then you can tell her from me that I'll make it 6 years!

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Six dog, Two cats thats fine but Galaxy I thing the Parott is overkill mate ;o)

Two husbands eh? You go girlfriend ;o))))

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Dear Gav,

I shall be discussing these points with my husband this evening. However, I suspect that you are making your life sound so appealing that he may suggest that he dumps me, Yelli, and the varied and assorted animals, and moves in with you!

Off to bath two of my four-legged friends! Back in six or seven hours!

Yours sincerely,

Galaxy (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Jay - I`d rather have the parrot than two husbands any day! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Yes I can see where you are coming from on that one Galaxy ! ;o) I rather had a rattle snake then a hubby

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Oooh....saucer of milk for table 5 please!!

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

That can't be me I am at table 6 ;o)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Galaxy,

Why'd you need a parrot? you've already got two females in your household ;) the poor parrot would get a complex if it couldn't get a word in!!

God I'm so cheeky aren't I :)))

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000