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A transcript of Mooks Monday Announcement has been obtained by Snorkel. A loose translation follows. . . . . . . . MOOK ANNOUNCES IMMINENT MARRIAGE TO KEITH I thought a little interview with the happy couple would be appropriate. Not having time for an actual interview I made the following up. OK Forum: This comes as a shock to all of us here at the OK forum. How long has this been going on? Mook: I first fell for Karan when I learned she spelled her name kind of funny. Karan: Ohhh MOOKY Pie. OK Forum: When was the deal sealed? MOOK: Karan promised to marry me back in 1979, just as she was finishing high school. She promised we would tie the knot as soon as she finished college. Karan: Ohhh MOOKY Pie. OK Forum: Do you think this explains why Karan was in school for so long? MOOK: Gee, I never thought of it like that. Karan: Ohhh MOOKY Pie. OK Forum: Is it true you study astonomy in order to help you do the computations for the astronomical student loan debt Karan had undertaken? MOOK: What student loan debt? Karan: Ohhh MOOKY Pie. OK Forum: Is it true your big announcement really had nothing to do with Karan Keith and in fact you have purchased an OK 'O' suit? MOOK: No comment, and please tell Karan to shut up. Karan:
-- Snorkel (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 26, 2000
This has a faint stench of plausibility to it.
-- Swampfox (email@example.com), April 26, 2000.
Some say Snorkel has lost the edge, but maybe that's not all. From the looks of his last post, it's fair to say he has lost his mind.
-- Mook (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 26, 2000.