There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who thought she was always just right in the know She villified the doomers Because of their bloomers She fought dirty and threw punches from below

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who thought she was always just right in the know She spammed poor Ed Yourdon Even on his own forum She said he was just in it for the dough

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who thought she was always just right in the know In her bad-tempered way She spoilt everyone's day Its always that time of month for the so and so

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who thought she was always just right in the know Until one day you see She came off the HRT To hide from her bile we laid low

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who always had sycophants in tow They followed her around Like an old faithful hound And behind her they all stood in a row

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who always had sycophants in tow They fed from her hand A pathetic lonely band Until they realised she was just another Joe

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who always had sycophants in tow From all over the land They were at her command Marauding through the web they did go

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who always had sycophants in tow Until the day it was dawning When they stopped their foul fawning They finally saw their false empress unclothed (sic)

There was an old lady called Y 2 K Pro Who thought she was always just right in the know Her insults were vile Just full of the bile That from her hysteria it did flow

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), April 25, 2000

Answers

There is a poor loser named Dick,

As a guesser he was a dumb hick.

Future problems you know,

Were debunked by the Pro,

And whose boots should poor Richard lick!

-- Ra (tion@l.1), April 25, 2000.

That PRO was a prophet brings laughs

No matter the Doomers she's trashed

That the world didn't shudder

Means IT work was another

700B gone up in a laugh

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), April 25, 2000.

Oops. Used "laugh" twice. New at this

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), April 25, 2000.

Rational still one of the sychos I see

he's a poet and don't know it

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), April 27, 2000.

Wrong DickBreath, "Im a poet and know it". BTW, that psycho you stupid fuck!

-- Ra (tion@l.1), April 27, 2000.

Ra, you missed you chance,

Wrong DickBreath,

"Im a poet and know it".

BTW, that's

psycho

you stupid fuck!

Helping a poet,

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 27, 2000.