Thanks to Uncle Deedah for the tip: Haiku being five, seven, five syllables for those who are interested.

First try rewriting

But now do people care here?

Answer forthcoming

Frank

P.S.

Elian the boy

What country to call his home?

Cuba son, Cuba.

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 23, 2000

Answers

Drudge says, "photos fake"

Instantly brought an uproar

Doth protest too much?

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), April 23, 2000.

Haiku: No one cares

dying art weeps in silence

Frank's poor eulogy

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 24, 2000.

Try a Tanka,Frank.

-- Ra (tion@l.1), April 24, 2000.

Brain dead fools in evidence

Ra and Manny like soul brothers, reign

Where will it all end?

-- Observer (observer@of.fools), April 24, 2000.

The shock to hear my waitress

call another man

"hon"

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), April 25, 2000.

Lars, I recommend

Boyle's book Descent of Man

Bizarre short stories

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), April 25, 2000.