Is your car a hunk of junk? Is it a racing demon? Do you love it? Do you hate it? Do you have mixed feelings about it? Is it a huge trash receptacle on wheels, or do you take loving care of it?

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

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I like my minivan. That's right. 19. Male. Full of testosteroney (the San Fransisco treat). Drives a minivan. I like it for its utility. I like it for its comfort. I like it cause the seats come out and you can haul a bunch of stuff. I like it cause the AC cools it down really fast when it's 110 outside. I like it cause it goes fast and cops don't seem to pull over minivans. Hop in the 1999 Grand Caravan SE of love, baby.

PS- I don't like driving it in parking garages. There have been "incidents."

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2000