When I wake up, if I do after all those sleeping pills I go look in the only mirror I have in the house a 4" X 4" on the floor under the bed. Then click on CNBC where the T.V. sits on the floor and if things look good I take my sleeping pills and go back to sleep.

The day of the crash I got up and reached for my gun. But now it's a distant memory and now all I want to do is sleep hoping and wishing gold up and hoping the end comes so everyone will tell me "you were right".

Well, pill time and wishing for the end of the world for everyone.

Nobody likes me,,,everybody hates me..so I gotta pack my gun

Need sleep and rest. I only got 18 hours last night.

Usually I like to double up on the dosage and then I only have to face the world every 2 days.

Also my favorite dreams are the collapse and the end times.

Wish me luck

-- doom (doom@gloom.end.times), April 20, 2000

Answers

And the answer is......

Yes, the full moon does affect mental balance :^)

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), April 20, 2000.

Hang in there doom , just two more weeks till the BIG ONE hits .

-- birddog (dog40856@aol.com), April 20, 2000.

Pills are your problem. Flush them now.

-- (Anti-pill @societ.y), April 20, 2000.

Don't sleep UNDER your bed,..!!!! WHat are you, CRAZY?? That's where the monsters (or guy with a knife, depending on the genre) are hiding! Sheesh! ..and you call yourself a doomer!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), April 20, 2000.

Is this a "polly come lately"?.... getting in his/her small jabs at all of "the doomers" so he/she will feel better about themselves?.... funny what a small, or large ego can do to some people... sometimes justification can be a real bitch :-)

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), April 20, 2000.

That's the same way an old friend of mine moved into the next dimension, and left his body behind. Just make sure somebody checks in on you every day. It isn't much fun for the person who discovers you more than a couple of days after you've moved on. Sweet dreams.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 20, 2000.

Ahhhh HELL,everbody knows a real doomer drinks whiskey and carrys a shotgun or TWO.Not this pill poppin', wussyfied, yeller bellied, fraidy cat wanna be BS.

Doom,maybe you should watch more Mayberry RFD or the Little Rascals; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 21, 2000.

doom:

Here's wishing you luck...but tell me somethin, if you sleep under the bed, do you wet the floor?

ROFLMAO

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 21, 2000.

Cap'n,

No kidding. If he'd said he was wired and sore from drinking 80 cups of coffee and hiding in his rose bushes with a couple of grenades for days on end just to make sure no one would sneak up on him, I could believe it. But this guy? Nope.

Going for the run-on sentance award,

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 21, 2000.

You need more pills or stronger ones, perhaps suplement with alcohol; you're typing way too coherently.

-- r (r.1@juno.com), April 21, 2000.

Frank, I agree with your assessment. A real doomer would be lying awake under the bed.

Regarding run-on sentences, I wouldn't mind them so much if they were as coherent as the one in your post.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), April 21, 2000.

Maybe the dust bunnies will bring you an Easter egg.

-- Gia (laureltree7@hotmail.com), April 22, 2000.

Kritter,

D@mn straight! I'd forgotten about the monsters, but a true doomer should be willing to "soften up" his bed before getting into it to make sure nothing's lurking underneath.

Thanks for the reminder, going to bed soon,

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 22, 2000.

Doom, I gotta ask, how are you supporting your endless sleep life style? Don cha have to go to some job, sometime? If not, then you were born into money, that's your problem. Enough money can surely lead to boredom (I would wish to experience it for a small time frame). Here's what you do, get up early, get in vehicle, and drive, observe all those along the way (No, Dipshit!, not those who live in your earthly treasures neighborhood, go away, far away, to neighborhoods, totally alien to your existence). See others lives, makes your eyes open. By the way, get up off the floor, Spiders and roaches crawl there, YUCK!!!!!!

-- Floor Monsters (bed@mned.com), April 23, 2000.

Here's an eclectic smattering of some of my favorites { alas, I'm still link impaired after all these years }. If I had them bookmarked - I'd also add the beastiality thread, FS's Deja Vu & reincarnation.

"I'm such a DOOMER I sleep under the bed"

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=003117

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"No more confusion, please..."

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=002lGo

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"MIS-LEADERS : 6: REPENT HUCKSTERS, THE END IS NEAR!!"

{where cpr trys to turn my head by telling me that even I may become a footnote to history!}

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=003PIQ

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"Long essay -- The Marching Morons revisited"

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=002iiO

-- flora (***@__._), September 29, 2000.

* Sorry * this thread put me in such a state of !!!FUD!!! that I posted here instead of on Lars' thread.

Move along folks, nothing to see here...

-- flora (***@__._), September 29, 2000.

Gia: Do you like to mudwrestle?

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), September 29, 2000.

Flora, wasn't a total waste of time bring back up this thread, since KOS had missed Gia the first time.

Hey, after all this time on the forum watching KOS ask the ladies if they mudwrestle, it's grown on me and turns me own.

My new nightly fantasy is to mail KOS a truckload of forumites mudwrestling...I reach the ceiling just thinking of it.

-- (smarty@wannabe.one), September 29, 2000.

This thread makes me miss Hawk *sigh* :-(

-- sumercon (hss@aol.com), September 30, 2000.