Elian to Seek Custody of Six-month Old Step Brothergreenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread |
Summary of Elian's 2PM press briefing:"I have instructed my lawyers to file papers demanding that I receive immediate custody of my six-month old step brother, Hianny.
"Based on reports from my lawyers' investigators, I have concluded that my Papa, Jose or Juan... whatever, is not a fit parent.
"Hianny would be deprived of all that we cherish: Toys-R-Us' top-of-the-line slides, Black Lab puppies, Bunny rabbits and 153 changes of clothing.
"The bunnies were delicious, by the way."
-- (retard@but.happy), April 20, 2000
Retard, retard, too funny my man,Another hare on the barbie demands Elian,
Im such a cute tog,
Think Ill cook up this dog,
And milk this for all that I can.
-- Ra (tion@l.1), April 20, 2000.
LOL retard; very true too. Why don't the Cuban-Americans start raising hell to let the baby stay in the U. S. After all he will be persecuted too and live under a horrible, Communist regime. And oh, my gawd, he may never see Disney Land, or turn into a blimp on Big Macs and junk food.So what if he has a mother? A moot point! For the good of the baby she should just turn him over to Lazaro. After all, "It's for the children!!"
-- gilda (jess@listbot.com), April 20, 2000.
Seeings how ol Klinton's still in office, I wonder if poor Elian will have some sort of tragic (but problem solving) accident.Frank
-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 21, 2000.
Someone: Yes, an accident waiting to happen.Do you think Great Uncle Lazaro has a gun in his house? (rhetorical)
Do you think the gun has a trigger guard? (rhetorical)
Short quiz: When does Lazoro (an alcoholic with at least two DUI convictions) start his "Happy Hour" ?
a) 8AM
b) 8:10AM
c) 8:20AM
-- (retard@but.happy), April 21, 2000.
Retard,Depends on whether or not he has to get up at 4 a.m. for a smoke and a pee. In that case 4 a.m., otherwise 8 a.m.
Frank
-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 21, 2000.
Frank,LMAO....
-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 21, 2000.