Match Number 4

30 September 1999, CSKA Sofia at SJP 2-2. A peculiargame in which we had a perfectly good Gary Speed goalruled out for being onside (sic) and these cheeky monkeysscored from a quickly taken freekick which resulted.Shearer shut them up again and Robinson fell over in thebox and had the ball bounce over the line off his knee. Theyscored again right at the death, but our 2 goals in the firstleg carried us through.

Points Harper 2 Barton 2 Marcelino 2 Goma 2 Domi 2 Solano 2 Lee 2 Dabizas 2 Speed 1 (booked) Maric 2 Robinson 5 (1 as sub but double for goal for scoring from bench) Shearer 3 (goal and booked) Glass 1 (sub)

Results: Match 4

BBS Premier Corinthian League

ITKHWB	2-4	Ath B'worth
T Goons	0-1	Bar Samba
Toon Trag	5-0	Brdo Utd
W'end OB	2-3	Bor C'bch
W'stck Co	0-1	Brwry Drp Utd
Pil Con	1-0	HTIN?
Steph Sup	5-0	Mac Mar
TFNASS	0-2	Min Acad

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Real Z	3-5	Bax Bas
Spayne	3-0	Bla Rac
G'gate	0-5	Ceptic
TSW	3-3	Che Chop
Y Yobs	1-2	Dud Boys
PPP	1-0	Dunc's D's
PLU	2-0	How Har
Q Mech	1-2	JHP

A quick look at the results for TSW, Yelli's Yobs and Toon Goons shows what thinking about sex before a big game does to you performance :-)

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	Goals F	Goals A	Goal Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	4	0	0	11	5	6	12
2	Brewery Droopers United	3	1	0	7	4	3	10
3	MinesaS&N Academicals	3	0	1	10	4	6	9
4	Steph's Superstars	3	0	1	9	4	5	9
5	Barton's Samba	3	0	1	5	2	3	9
6	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	3	0	1	7	5	2	9
7	MacBeth's Marauders	3	0	1	8	7	1	9
8	Beardo United	3	0	1	6	5	1	9
9	Toon Tragedy	2	0	2	9	3	6	6
10	Wallsend Old Boys	1	1	2	6	7	-1	4
11	Woodstock County	1	0	3	4	7	-3	3
12	Pilgrim's Converts	1	0	3	6	10	-4	3
13	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	1	0	3	5	11	-6	3
14	Toon Goons	0	0	4	3	7	-4	0
15	TFKASS	0	0	4	1	7	-6	0
16	How Toon is Now?	0	0	4	2	11	-9	0

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	Goals F	Goals A	Goal Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	4	0	0	11	1	10	12
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	3	0	1	9	3	6	9
3	Spayne	3	0	1	5	1	4	9
4	Quantum Mechanicals	3	0	1	7	4	3	9
5	The Stellar Warriors	2	1	1	7	9	-2	7
6	Yelli's Yobs	2	0	2	11	7	4	6
7	Jessie's High Pants	2	0	2	7	6	1	6
8	Real Zaragossy	2	0	2	8	10	-2	6
9	Dudley Boys	2	0	2	3	5	-2	6
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	2	0	2	3	7	-4	6
11	Chevy's Choppers	1	1	2	10	8	2	4
12	Ceptic	1	0	3	5	4	1	3
13	Baxter Basics	1	0	3	6	10	-4	3
14	Howdon Harriers	1	0	3	5	9	-4	3
15	Blaydon Racers	1	0	3	4	9	-5	3
16	The Gallowgate	1	0	3	2	10	-8	3

And tomorrow's big games are:

Fixtures: Match 5

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	Vs	T Goons
Bar Samba	Vs	Toon Trag
Brdo Utd	Vs	W'end OB
Bor C'bch	Vs	W'stck Co
Brwry Drp Utd	Vs	Pil Con
HTIN?	Vs	Steph Sup
Mac Mar	Vs	TFNASS
Min Acad	Vs	ITKHWB

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	Vs	Spayne
Bla Rac	Vs	G'gate
Ceptic	Vs	TSW
Che Chop	Vs	Y Yobs
Dud Boys	Vs	PPP
Dunc's D's	Vs	PLU
How Har	Vs	Q Mech
JHP	Vs	Real Z

Join me again tomorrow for the next exciting installment of The BBS Premier Corinthian League (and the Notionless League Div 1).
Softie

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Answers

This is going from bad to worse. 5-0 in front of my loyal fans at Seijin James' Koen. God, I was really looking froward to this competition but now, well there's a long way to go.

Softie, do I need to apply for reelection or am I relegated never to be seen again ala Newport???? Having said that I'd be 14th in the top flight!

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Dear, oh dear. Another loss. Well we were playing fine until I put Shearer on...draw your own conclusions. If the board want me to go...

Nurse.....where are my anti-Ruudi pills?!

Perhaps an early season squad trip to La Manga. It worked so well for us last season. I need a drink. I'd like to thank my cat....

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Yess!! The Girlie thread distraction technique worked!! (;O)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

ahhh nuts!

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2000