Right then....

The girls are doing a footie squad based on blokes looks so I think we'll do a women's football team...

Lyndsey Dawn McKensie (Goal)...Nothing would get past those!

Cat Deeley (centre half) Gail Porter (centre half) (not the tallest in the world but if I was playing on the other side then I'd love to be attacking in their box!)

Jennifer Lopez (Right Back)....cos you WOULD be RIGHT BACK! Salma Hayek (Left Back)...outta smart comments, I just would ok!

Pamela Anderson (Def Midfield)....Great tackle(r!!).. Christine Aguilera (Att Midfield)...She's a genie in a bottle baby..

Shania Twain (Right Wing)....She'd whip em in and knock you out... Andrea Corr (Left Wing)......Corr she's great on the ball....

Sarah Michelle Geller aka Buffy (Striker)....striker? she's a corker.. Natasha Henstridge aka bird from Species.....Deadly in the box...

Thank you and good night!

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Answers

Do not enter! Men only? Its like a red cloth to a bull.

I will have to think of 11 men I fancy now.....this may take a while

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

I'm disappointed with the lack of postings on this thread...

I may just have to start my own reserve team.....Hmmm I could probably start my own league ;)

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Oh look...Gav's built a boy's only treehouse....cmon girls let's take it over! I'll bring the tea set! ;-D

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

*LOL*

Nice one!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Gav! Defender of the BBS`s Male Ego One-Man Rapid Response Team!!!! Holding the fort all on your own - `spect ITK`s already on his way to Whitley Bay - you got it all to do mate! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Hmm half my posting disappeared!

as I was saying.....`spect ITK`s already on his way to Whitley Bay. You got it all to do mate! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Laetitia Casta, not for her titia but casta she has good managerial skills. She manages on her back, from what I've seen on Sports Illustrated.

And her assistants, Rebecca Romain-Stamos and Tyra Banks. They manage upright, vertical-like. This is a men-only thread, right?

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Cathy Lloyd as Physio...arrroooggaah! Cheri Lunghi as Manageress again (typecasting, but utterly fit). That bird from Garbage - not a beauty but very sexy. Ooh! Ooh! That lass from the Doritos ads, she sells me that dummy every time. I'm sure I used to fancy more people than this...

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

Aah! Gail Porter. I know Gav's had her already but it's my turn now:=>

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

OK Mr. Softie, don`t know any lady footballers, but two can play at that game......how about:

THE LIBIDO BUSTIN` ELEVEN!

Peggy Mount

Mo Molem Barbara Woodhouse Clair Rainer Ann Widdecombe

Ester Ransen Bjork Hilda Baker Cherie Blair

Janet Street-Porter Germain Greer !!!!!!!

They should cool your ardour!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

Hey Galaxy

>>>>>>as I was saying.....`spect ITK`s already on his way to Whitley Bay. You got it all to do mate! (:o)<<<<<<

Not till Saturday.......will be here to 'plague' everyone until then!

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

Blimey, you`re an early bird ITK! Thought I was the only one daft enough to be up at this time of day! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

Sorry I didn't reply to your reply earlier Galaxy.......start work at 7.00.....finish at 3.00 today.....roll on 3.00.....I wanna go home!

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

No problem ITK. I was up at six - it`s now eleven o`clock, and have only just got dressed. One of those sort of days! I`m finding it very difficult to drum up any enthusiasm for driving up to the NEC again - especially on a Bank Holiday. I think I might just wait and see how I feel tomorrow, and what the weather is doing! (:o) You can tell that I don`t take this dog showing lark too seriously!

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

Softie thank you!!

I can't believe I'd forgotten about that american girl out of the Doritos ad!!! she's straight in the squad with those ball control skills!!

And agreed that Rebecca Romain is also top notch!!

I'd give both arms to watch them two on the pitch together....

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

Aiiiiee! Chihauhau! Whenever she does the splits I fall off the sofa...oh God, I can smell singeing hairs...

I took quite a shine to the lass in Starship Troopers, so imagine my surprise when she turned up in James Bond, The World is Not Enough and was made to spend the last 20 minutes clambering about in a submarine with a wet vest on. I'm sure it was essential to the plot...it had me gripped anyway :-)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000

Ho ho, nice try Galaxy, but sadly for you my perversion knows no bounds, and I would take great pleasue in doing to Cheri Blair what her husband does to the credibility of our club :-)

I've always found Germaine Greer to be quite fit in an Earth Godess kind of way...might need some careful lighting or a good thrash around in a tent during a thunder storm (highly reccomended!)...but definitely a possibility.

I think you lot are wasting your time with Le Saux, unless you are very understanding... As for Solskjaer, purleeeese, you should move to Cleveland!

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2000