From the Ronnie Gill today " Fun on the Tyne Sunderland folk are among the most miserable in the UK - while their neighbours in Newcastle are among the happiest. So say the results of a nationwide talent search to find the best pub joker It puts Carlisle at the top, with 20 points, and Newcastle is rated in third place with 18 points. But Sunderland shares joint bottom with Luton, both of which failed to earn a single point."

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000

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Hull came 4th bottom, or so they say on the radio

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000