Tentative casting:

Elian.....Keanu Reeves

Great Uncle Lazaro.....Anthony Quinn

Juan Gonzales (The Father).....George Clooney

Marisleysis (The "Babe" Cousin and Surrogate Mother).....Marisa Tomei

Sister Jeanne O'Laughlin.....Bea Arthur

Janet Reno.....Jack Palance

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These are just tentative. I'm sure you have better choices.

-- (retard@but.happy), April 19, 2000

Answers

Jack Palance!!!!

Damn that is priceless!!!

O Christ, I wet myself.....

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), April 19, 2000.

Great Uncle = Marlon Brando? otherwise known as 'guido'....

Janet Reno = Church Lady from Saturday nite live.

The crack aunt = Whitney, (beyond a doubt)

Elian = McCauley Caulkin (cant stand that ugly kid)

Dog = toto

Father = well Fidal castro himself of course...

LMAO

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 19, 2000.