FROM nufc.com

Shearer Handicap Sensation

While Bobby was letting it be known that our Captain was "feeling his groin" and wouldn't be training before Sunday, our eagle-eyed correspondents suggest that a man fitting Alan's description was seen boarding an Airtours flight on Sunday, clutching a pair of golf clubs.

However, this mystery man didn't sit with the other passengers, and instead spent the duration if his flight in the cockpit of the plane. Allegedly

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2000

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Enjoy your hols Al. We all love you in wor hoose.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2000