So as I was saying, I think everyone needs a Beastie Boys lyrics as their own personal theme song.

Ally McBeal might have better luck if instead of "Tell Him" she used this little rhyme.

"Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest"

Aww yeah. So what's your line?

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

Answers

I had to really think about this one... so many good ones to pick from, but i had to go with one from "License to Ill" since that's the album that was cool when I was cool. HA!

". I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have All the fly ladies are making a fuss But I can't pay attention - 'cause I'm on that dust"

Oh yeah, that just about sums it up.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

Oh the memories...ninth grade we used to walk the street singing Paul Revere at the top of our lung. I got to be Missy D. (aka Mike D.)

"I got more juice than Picasso's got paint, I got rhymes that are rough and rhymes that are slick. I'm not surprised you're on..MIKE D.."

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

"I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter..I did it like this..I did it like that..I did it with a wiffle ball bat...SOOOO..."

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

The girl is crafty like ice is cold...

ooh, that's me, all right.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

OK, it doesn't rhyme and it's hardly a Beastie lyric, but the tongue in cheek of this one says it all for me:

"Our evening began in Peter Seychelles comfortable study in his New York town house where the candle light was just right, the Hi-Fi was in the background and the wine was delicious.

"What's the secret Peter?"

"Naturally, I'll say it's the wine"

"Mmm, it does go well with the chicken"

Delicious again Peter."

I have to say tho when it comes to B Boy lyrics, this one does it for me:

"Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc Let your spine unwind just take a risk I wanna do the freak until the break of dawn Tell me party people is that so wrong"

Good question Mar, Let's have some more posers like this.

fugee_la

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2000

Like sand in one hand/You can't hold on for long/Like scheming on a plan/That goes all wrong...

That's mine. I'm not even sure why, but I freaking love that song, that line in particular.

-Meghan

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2000

"Cuz she's the cheese and i'm the macaroni"

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2000

Like sam the butcher bringin' alice the meat Like fred flintstone drivin' around with bald feet

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2000

Shes crafty like ice is cold

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2000

My fave Beastie Boys line:

You pops caught you smoking and he said, "No way!" That hypocrite smokes two packs a day Man, living at home is such a drag Now your mom threw away your best porno mag Bust it!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2000

I'm more of a Bowie lyric person myself.

E.g.: ...oh no, don't say it's true!
They got a message from the Action Man
I'm happy, hope you're happy, too
I've loved all, i've needed love...
sordid details following
...
the little green wheels are following
(oh no not again)
I'm stuck with a valuable friend
I'm happy; hope you're happy, too...
one flash of light
but no smoking pistol
i've never done good things
i've never done bad thingsi never did anything out of the blue
want an axe to break the ice!
want to come down right now...

or

Mars happy nation sit on my karma
Dame meditation take me away...
Little wonder then, little wonder..
You little wonder, little wonder, you!

or

She's so swishy in her satin and tat
In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat
Oh God, I could do better than that!

Heh.

OK, to play nice..."Until your back's up against the wall
You never know yourself that much at all
So you've got to share your love with a friend
That's all that you've got left in the end..."

Howzat?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2000

Let me see if I can stop this bold crap.
"Body movin, body movin
We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin."

-- Anonymous, May 10, 2000

From Paul's Boutique

"Your face turns red as a glass of wine that you spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time. Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum 'cause I got more flavor than fruit striped gum."

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2000