Manny on stocks

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My advice is to invest in ass powder.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), April 14, 2000

Answers

white or lilac??

-- Swampthing (in@the.swamp), April 14, 2000.

cornsilk or talc?

-- (puff@powder.puff), April 14, 2000.

Whichever tastes the best when you kiss your ass goodbye. Also for you Ladylogic fans get the kind that doesn't irritate your lips.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), April 14, 2000.

Manny, do you own any Condom stocks? Is demand for them elastic or inelastic?

-- kisser (kisser@of.ladies), April 14, 2000.

Manny,

I do have to hand it to ya. You're very diligent in your one-man crusade.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 14, 2000.



Franko nobody makes you read these posts.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), April 14, 2000.

My condom stocks just shot thru the roof!

-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), April 14, 2000.

Good one there old Porky.

Now, just how high is the roof?

lounging on the porch with the dog

-- shady (nev@xxx.yyy), April 14, 2000.


Today's stock market report:

Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

-- liu (lookitup@dictionary.com), April 14, 2000.


Speaking of stocks -- MicroAge (a Fortune 500 computer company) just filed chapter 11 yesterday.

Looks like there's gonna be a lot of people in Phoenix out of work soon!

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), April 14, 2000.



lookitup@dictionary.com,

LOL LOL!!

-- (Thanks~!~@hee.hee), April 14, 2000.


Damn... I thought the title says Manny was in stocks... as in stockade...

(snicker)

scratchin' an itch...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), April 14, 2000.


*Double snicker*

Come here, and let me scratch under your ear for that :o)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), April 14, 2000.


Lady Logic

what was the name of that dog who used to snicker on the cartoons all the time?

i cant remember but he was funny. everytime i see a post from the dog here, i think of that dog, but dog gone it i cant remember its name or the toon?

-- shady (nev@xxx.c), April 14, 2000.


I stocked up on Condoms for Y2K. Since they have finite expiration dates, I need to be very busy for the next 4 years.

-- kisser (kisser@luvya.ladies), April 14, 2000.


Oh, man, Shady. I can picture him, but I can't think of his name. Maybe The Dog will tell us?

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), April 14, 2000.


kisser, shut up.

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), April 14, 2000.


Somebody already answered in another thread. It was "Muttley" from "Dastardly and Muttley".

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), April 14, 2000.

He re they Are

-- liu (lookitup@dictionary.com), April 14, 2000.

Liu thanks for the link, YEP that is him. I loved the dog. his snicker was to much.

-- shady (nev@xxx.c), April 14, 2000.

Mannio,

They don't really bother me, I just can't figure out what your obsession is with them (these posts). Care to elaborate for my "piece" of mind?

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), April 14, 2000.


For anyone considering Manny's investment advice, Johnson & Johnson closed today at 73 1/32, down 2 15/16.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), April 14, 2000.

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