Check out your own (or your partner's) stud quotient/babe hang factor via zodiac sign(s). It's a hoot and hit pretty close to home here! We're both Cancers with my babe factor an 8 and his stud quotient a 7. (Currently a match made in the heavens as far as we are concerned.)

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2000

Answers

Oh yeah...and because I'm an idiot, here's the link. (!!!)

http://www.ancientweb.com/ratingz/ratingz.html

(sorry I still have no clue how to do the HTML thing either)

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2000

I'm a 9. I guess that's a compliment.

though saying I'm sane is going too far...

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2000

Oh dear. As a Pisces Tristan rates a perfect 10, whereas I'm a relatively poor 7-rated Aquarian. It's actually fairly accurate for him, but I must be the most conventional and dull Aquarian in the world if that's the hallmark description, because I'm nothing like that.

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2000

He rated an 8, and I rated a 7. We're both Aries, so according to this we have a lot of hard fast sex whenever we get together, then go on about our own business, and I'm Low Maintenance, but he may have to wear the skirt..

Sounds close enough.....

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2000

Ray's a 10. I thought the description of him was dead on. I'm an 8. I didn't quite get the "hide the porn" business, though...I always want to examine the porn.

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2000

This Taurean gal has a hang factor of 9. I love the general description:
Taurus women can be ideal. Low to zero maintenance and all kinds of perks. When she has time she'll be giving up lots of sugar. If you like your women in their place, run like hell. This woman will go to great lengths to prove you wrong. If you play nice and let her be you'll be in heaven.

Yep, that's pretty much me. (At least, that's how I like to think of myself. For all I know, self-delusion might be my best friend.)

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2000

I notice that everyone responding has a high score. I got a low one.

I'm not trying to brag or anything, because I would never brag about such things. I just wanted to say that the things they said about me were lies. Not all Capricorns are THAT conservative.

When they discover the tenth planet, I'll go back and check mine again.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

I didn't rate too high... overall 6. The sexability thing nailed it too close - "Alternately insatiable and untouchable". Ouch.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

I'm an 8. Whoohoo, yes? He's a 3. Heehee.

His was all pretty close. I can't agree with anything that pegs me as insane, though, no matter how much goodness a high score imparts. Seriously. Check out the results for "Aquarius." I feel like a freak now.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

Lemme clarify... I don't feel like a freak 'cause it's off, I feel like a freak because... I don't know, it just sounds insulting. Like I shouldn't want to stick out? Aargh. Never mind.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

ha ha ha... i'm a 10, beat that! it was fun reading it. i was expecting a set of questions to pop to help rate me, but nada . anyway the desc. was somewhat accurate. but my other half didn't do as well she's just a six does this mean i have to dump her??? : ) pisces rules... ciao

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2000

wow. a whole bunch of people chatting about my silly website. cool. glad you all (most of you?) liked it, anyway. and yes, pisces do rule.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Zeb, wanna address what made you assign Virgo men a 3? 'Splains a lot, actually . . . I always thought the talking was a good thing.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2000

Kitchen tables are for talking, beds are for fucking. And the occasional nap.

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2000

I think this is a highly biased online quiz. And has no relation what so ever to what traditional astrology says. The fire signs are supposed to be the most passionate lovers. The Piscean is supposed to be a wishy washy, too esoteric to be of much good lover. I am an earth sign, so you can be sure that there is no bias in my response. But please base it on astrological fact and not what you'd like your sun sign to be.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

"Astrological fact." Now there's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001