Can you tell me the features of your "Joy" camera and what type of stores I could find it in?

-- Emma Conner (auntieem@hotmail.com), April 12, 2000

Answers

My "Joy" camera is thought controlled, invisible and weighs 25 grams. It looks wherever I do, and has a 20 to 1 zoom lens from 15mm to 300mm (35mm camera equivalent) with gyro-stabiliser to eliminate camera shake. It also sports ultra-visual sensors, and if it detects a good picture within a 150ft radius it discretely informs me of the fact. It takes 50 uncompressed 10 Megapixel files on a match-book size memory, and downloads in 10 seconds.

Unfortunately, the nearest stockist is somewhere in the Alpha-Centauri star system. (And they're bringing an improved model out next week anyway!)

-- Pete Andrews (p.l.andrews@bham.ac.uk), April 14, 2000.

Hey, Pete. I think she meant a "Joycam"...

As for your joy cam, Pete, if you think the price tag is bad, wait until you see the shipping charges! Astronomical... literally. ;-)

As for the Joycam, try a websearch, frankly I've forgotten who makes it. KB-Gear, maybe?

Good Luck.

-- Gerald M. Payne (gmp@francomm.com), April 14, 2000.