1. How much money did you make?$___________

2. Send it to us.

Jimmy

-- Jimmy Splinters (inthe@dark.com), April 11, 2000

Answers

Very funny, splinters.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), April 11, 2000.

I don't see anything funny about this.

It's true!!!

-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), April 11, 2000.

I have one that is even easier. Next time you're on the turlet, take a nice big sheet of turlet paper. Raise your right hand and say.. "I, blah, blah, hereby declare, this is my tax form". Wipe your ass with it, and flush it down the turlet to Uncle Sam. Taxes paid!

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 11, 2000.

Hawk,

Make sure you flush twice! It's a loooong way to Rome...uhhhhh, I mean Washington.

Jimmy

-- Jimmy Splinters (inthe@dark.com), April 11, 2000.