New thread folks let it rip ;o)

Waysided Jay

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Answers

People should be warned off opening these threads ;) they certainly aren't for the faint hearted!!

I'm too shattered to do much talking....let alone flirting or being openly suggestive....

I'd like to say that I'm never drinking again but I know myself better!!

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

I was drinking last night.....but just enough to take the edge off my drepression !!

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Hiya,

I was also drinking last night - to try and cheer myself up - it worked for a while!!!

;O)

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

We went back off into the Hilton after the match (Me, Grant, Min and Grants Dad and Brother)....bit of a laugh and we managed to lighten the mood a little.

Met Bobby Moncur at the bar and I got chatting to him for a little while....he was just saying how unlucky we were and how crap the bar staff were :))

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Absolutely gutted. Having to get the train to Euston afterwards in a train full of Chewsea didn't help either. What is with those stoopid narrow sunglasses they all wear ? We WERE the better team we should have won. IF. Long train ride yem, to find the girlfriend skinning up to ease my woes (and sore throat...). We're in the top half of the table at long last. Yippee... :(

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

You have a quality girlfriend mate!!!

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

LONG THIN SUNGLASSES

Italian designer wear (but invariably worn on top of the shaven head).

Logical that chewseeboys wear them.

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Now, I thought this was about the alleged "crying" fans that are being bandied about the match reports today. Anyone see any?

For myself, I only started to well up when Rob Lee scored - when the final whistle went I was just depressed.

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

OI!

Leave my sunglasses alone! they cost me a lot of money and I'll wear em wherever I want ;)

Yelli,

Did you and your mum watch the match at home?

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Felt like crying when Rob Lee scored and also at the final whistle but I DIDN'T!

I imagine that a lot of fans who lose in a closely contested semi, Final or other important match! would feel pretty desperate....it annoys me so much that Sky are on the lookout especially when it's NUFC, goes back to the Liverpool 4-3 I think?...

I have seen it shown when other clubs are playing but they definitely look for it more when we're on....maybe it even goes back to the mars bar kid crying in Italia 90..

Grrr.....

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

I felt like crying when we scored, but didn't. I saw one lad who did. The relief was incredible.

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

I DID Cry when Rob Lee Scored

Then 5 minutes later I just got angry.

Then I got very depressed

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Gav,

Yep, we both watched it at home and went through all the usual emotions of depression, deep joy and even deeper depression again as the match progressed!!!

Jay,

You and me both mate - I immediately burst into tears when Rob Lee scored and then didn't have time to stop before that bastard Poyet scored his second! :O(

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Yelli,

I watched in absolute horror as Chelsea moved up the pitch with Dyer down....I'm not kidding, I think that I had a premonition at that point....I knew they were gonna score and was going purple in the face screaming at the ref to call back play!

Anyway look for the silver lining I always say.....I'm gonna see if I can quit my current career and get a job as part of the Wembley wrecking crew.....I'd get an immense amount of job satisfaction from that!!

I know it's pathetic but I'm still a bit narked that the FA allocated the tunnel end to us just cos Chelsea were the London team...no draw or anything....I think I'm getting even more susperstitious!!

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Speaking of superstitions and omens....Rik's watch stopped when Chelsea scored the first goal. And again at their second. I hope he's thrown that watch under a train. ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Bizarre mixture of emotions at the end, wasn't it? I felt fine applauding our magnificent lads off, but felt utterly desolate when we were under the stand. I don't think it sank in until then. Bollocks.

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

I was in shock at the end. I think I stood watching the players going off in some hope that I was going to wake up and find it was a bad dream. It wasn't until turning around to walk up the stairs, when I looked up at the remains of the Toon Army standing shocked that it hit me.

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

So who's in the lead for Yelli's attentions, since I've been gone? And how are Gallaxy and Jay coping with the younger woman garnering all the attention that they were recieving.

;>)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

All fair in love and war !!!!!

Nah I am deeply hurt that I have been tossed aside like a used dish rag when a younger and hipper babe enters the message board !!!

Having said that the posting have been a great laugh and Yelli seems to be holding here own. ;o))))

But who will win Sting or Gav?

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Tre,

What do you mean since you've been gone?? haha you're nearly as cocky as me!! :))

I think it's all petered out now mate.....looks like she's survived her initiation into life on the bbs :))

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

I have been gone for three days, and if no-one was able to fully tie up Yelli in that time then I'llhave to believe the sterotypical image of the English male.

Oh and I love your last sentance if it was a deliberate play on words.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Stereotypical image?

Oh no.....don't tell me that we've got this image of not being able to close the deal? :)

Anyway, remember mate....this is the net and not real life, it doesn't count on here.....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yeh I forgot that. Funny how it didn't come in to play before the weekend when I was counted out of the race becuase I am in a different hemispere.

And are you confirming that the English male is a sexual inverterbrate (sp?), and that the web lends you some backbone.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

do Hemisphere, I hate sticky keys.

Oi, no sniggering from the back row lads.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Can`t speak for Jay (though I suspect she`s probably breathing a sigh of relief!) As for me, well, I don`t believe I ever generated `that` sort of attention on here. I suspect you all worked out pretty early on that I am a lady `of a certain age`, have a tendancy towards literature and documentaries, show dogs (definate lunatic fringe activity), and have a tendancy to be a bit of a mother hen on here! In my favour, despite my rapid march into the middle years, I still have all my own teeth, a sense of humour, and the patience of Job! The only `substances` I have dabbled in are nicotice, caffeine and a recent experiment with HRT. Jury`s still out on the latest one. Unless it has some anti-gravity properties, I can`t see that it is going to change my life greatly! However - early days yet, so `be afraid!, `be very afraid!`, to paraphrase: ` I MIGHT BE BACK `!

Oh, and, I`m an atroshus.....attrsush..... really bad at spelling! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Galaxy

Stop it! You're scaring me with your personnal likes/habits, as apart from showing dogs and HRT (que?) I generally show a fondness for the same things. And I am sure middle age is a good 20 years off for me.

By the way; is like mother, like duaghter?

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Ooh Tre! I`d love to answer your question!.....However, in the interest of mother/daughter relations.....I shall refrain, and exit this thread! HRT (?) ....... you just don`t want to go there! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Hahaha I'm certainly not spineless.....I can produce millions of witnesses ;)I could do with a bit of someone's shy gene if there's any going spare.....

I should have Poor Impulse Control tattoo'd on my forehead to warn people that I might do something unexpected without warning...

Yeah sorry for trying to get you knocked out of the race but I was having fun trying to get as many people discounted as quickly as I could :))

Galaxy,

HRT eh? I tried some of them in a nightclub once.....made me feel as sexy as hell ;))))

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

What's wrong with hormone....oops, I know a few people who...oops won't go there either.

;)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav

Produce away to your hearts content.

eeck what have come to.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Good God, what have I woken up to this morning then?!?

STOP CHATTING MY MOTHER UP, it gives me an inferiority complex!!!

And a good morning to Tre and Gav. It's good to wake up at mid-day and find you are still fighting for my affections. Long may it continue!!!

;))

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli,

Good morning honey, how nice to have you with us :)

Tre's probably gone for the day now so can I take it that you're all mine?

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

For the minute............

;O))

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Oh no I haven't.

I'm playing my voyeur role and waiting for the next instalment of your adolescent verbal foreplay.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Speaking of strange habbits.

While watching the ManUre and Smoggies games last night I flicked on the the History Channel and they were doing the history of sex. I tell you those Greeks, Romans, and Egyptians were right little goers.

BTW Sunday night on Sky 1 at 10pm....is a programme called British Tribes, its brill and on Sunday they are doing about the tribe known as Geordies.

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Damn who let him back in ;))

So Tre....tell me, how exactly would you go about picking up Yelli? Obviously being an english male I need all the help that you can give me brother....

Yelli, Sweetheart....don't fight it, you're mine and that's that! ;)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav mate

A word of adivce...issuing a command to a women never works...You are going to have to be much more subtle than that.

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Jay,

Why's that then?

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Don't help him Jay. He's digging his own hole nicely. In fact I think I'll retreat and give free rein to his inane banter. Probably works on Lahndahn girls but can't fail to repel the discerning woman.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Well in my case when 'instructions' are given and I do the opposite. Just to spite em ;o)

Ahhhh romance its all in the chase ;o))))

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav, when I was at College I let it be known that I had decided to become celibate....big sh*tey stick needed to fend them all off. Nothing like telling a lass she can't have something to encourage her to prove you wrong.

This was as nothing compared to my mate Mark. He managed to somehow convince everyone during a disco that his role in life was to be breast quality-controller. His line he used to sell the idea was so funny that he had a queue to deal with. To his eternal shame he simply can't remember how he phrased it, and the Key to Paradise has been lost to us all. Hah! And you thought Sunday was depressing!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Now now Tre, I am sure that ladies in London are very nice, if not as 'sharpe' as us Northern women ;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

i read with amusement from afar , Tre i fear a Geordie lass would only use you for a one night stand . Gav well after your performance with the lady in the little red riding hood boots in the Hilton ( she stood up and walked away everyone ! ) , i feel that only i can bring true happiness to miss tatoos (! ; - ) fur coat and no knickers . Did i tell you that i have a big nose and wear a toga twice a week ? Didnt think so but i do .. mebys if youd like to meet me before the West Ham game i could show you my chariot as well ; - ) I am the man and i knaa you've been wondering where i am .. well here i am darling .

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

I've tended to find that women don't mind going along with the odd order, it's like they're pretending to let me be in control :)

Tre, that's a poor back door excuse for not trying mate...throw a little flattery on at the end and see if it works eh?

Softie, That's catastrophic!! he could've been sorted for life :))

Anyway, I am actually contemplating celebacy so I'm officially pulling myself out of the running, don't try and change my mind!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Good to hear from you. Hope all's well. Special regards to the wife and daughter. Where are they living these days?

And a big kiss to your latest lass.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting, good to hear from you my love!! I have been wondering where you had got to - I missed you!!! Married or not married???

Tre, Good comment!!!

Gav, You are in big trouble and you know it!!! Good job you are out of the running due to enforced celibacy!!!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Hahaha...try all you like, look at ya....yer even have to lie about the women in the red boots at Wembley on Sunday to try and score points over me....

2 points about the lady in the red boots...

1) I walked away from her! and yer can ask yer da and brother, she came back up to me after that and started chatting again...even remembered my name when I couldn't remember for the life of me what her name was :)

2) I don't recall you having the bollox to go up and talk to her even though it was you who first pointed her out ;)

Girls, It true what he says about wearing a toga though....he's mad as a hatter ;)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

haddaway Tre .. there's nae wife , and no kids i know of ... although i have tried once or twice . You certainly are a very underhand man , and seemingly have no cultcha or desire to show these women a really good time . Howay girls which one of yers will be on the Singapore airlines flight on Thursday to Singapore , Ko samui , Phuket , Langkowi and Penang ... surely the beach is the only ay to put the semi's grief to bed . Or mebys youd like to go to bed and stop thinking about football altogether , and hear the sea lapping against the sand .. aye thats it i feel relaxed already . BTW is anyone anyone any good at massage .. yer knaa the all ower body type that takes over an hour and you wake up and divvent kna whats been happening ? ; - )

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Oddly enough I've been studying massage recently but I do need someone to practice on - when are you free?!? ;O)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav , someone said 'these boots were made for walking ' well thats exactly what that Doris Did . Im on the blower now confirming the re- approach claim , which i believe is turtle shite ; - ) Now then ladies mad as a hatter i may be , but christ wouldnt life be boring witht these sad gets ? Live life to the full thats what i say .. and i am full of life ..

whose that honking up in the corner i can hear ? ; - )

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli i am fully conversant in massage and reiki , and can teach you as much as i know . It involves a lot of rubbing and friction . Any time this week is fine by me . Oi reiki !

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Sounds marvellous - maybe I can stop going to college to learn and become your full time student..........

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

I'm into massage as well and I quite like the sound of your toga outfit, take me instead of one of the girls.....I'm not having much luck these days!

I even consider holding off on the celibacy for a little bit...

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

Now you are really scaring me.....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Danielle i can book you in or your fist tantric massage lesson this week , or alternatively you can wait until i hone my skills of allover Thai body massage , and then we could get together . Weekends are best for me , maybe your place would be good for the first lesson .

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Turtle shite eh? still can't give me any credit can ya :) and how do you remember that her name was Doris? ;)

Yelli,

Scared of what? there's nowt wrong with a bit of man on man honey.....it's been around since the dawn of time! You'll scare Sting off if you tell him that he can't be playing that game any more....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

No ones called me Danielle yet on here!!! The full body Thai massage sounds like rather a good option - lets go for that shall we!!! And my place is fine apart from the fact I do live with my parents and I don't know how much Mum would appreciate it.... Maybe your place would be better....

;O))

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Danny , No problems with the parents thing .. i am very discreet : - ) We could just use your room and turn up the record player , the all over option is very rigorous and takes a while . You can come to mine if you like .. shall i mail you off list with the details .. mebys it would be better if WE took this off line :- )

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Never Danny - I really hate that. And you are going to be in so much trouble for this, oh Discreet One!!! E-mail me all you like - I shall look forward to it!!!

Love Yelli xxx

P.S. Rigorous, time consuming massages are the best type!!!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

So I've been blown right out now have I :))

Sting, I'm having your missus then.......again!

Yelli, If you need any tips on just exactly what it is that Sting like then I can provide them....just ask honey :)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

Just got a bit of ground to make up - thats all..... So what is he like, apart from gay, acne ridden and a refuse collector which you've already told me!!!

;O)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Hahahahaha time out this has gone too far , me missus 'll kill us ! ; - )

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

I would never argue with a mans missus!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli,

My deepest condolences on the way that Sting has so disappointingly dropped out of the race after promising you the earth...or at least holidays and massages!! typical man eh?

Anyway.....I'm still here :)) so where were we....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

Nothing new there then - typical man promises the world and actually produces absolutely nothing. Us woman come up against this sort of person all the time.....

Back to us then...

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli,

Actually I'm more happy that Tre seems to have disappeared than Sting....Sting's a known quantity, Tre was being a bit smooth and was worrying me :)

So how long will it take you to get a cab over to Switzerland then :)) of course being the perfect gent that I am, I'm more than willing to pay for the taxi drivers tip when you get here :))

I'll even save some dishes for you to do when you get over here....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

Did you get in touch with your brother/old man to ask for their version of events with the lady with the red boots? or are you STILL gonna insist that I was getting nowhere when I quit....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

heh heh heh.

Interesting confrontation over the past hour or two - but still a bit like sending boys on a mature man's errand.

Verdict: Sting - all mouth and plenty of trousers (Black Levi's, I'll bet, bearing slight stains, perhaps) but evidence of critical and, I suspect, chronic hormonal imbalance from his postings. Inevitable that at his time of life he suffers from acne - but that's no reason to take the pus.

Gav: shade callow but using the right lines (no doubt honed on legions of Essex gals) to pick up a certain type of girl (probably the sister of Chewsee boy) of a certain age, who certainly still wears white stilettos. But Gav shows promise. There's nowt wrong that can't be cured by a few years and a bit of travel.

I rest my case. Tre, Mature. Literate. Well-travelled. And big down- under.

Up to you Yelli.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

You really are a gent aren't you?!? You'll pay the tip - so that will just be one years wages spent on the cab then!!! If you want to see me you will have to try a bit harder than that!!! And you're right, Tre is a bit smooth - he seems very nice and I rather like him so you do have competition there!!!!

Love Yelli xxx

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Tre,

Get to bed mate!! one of my main advantages is that you only have limited posting time ;))

I'm also into Literature...why only yesterday I read a copy of the sun....

Yelli, God I fight one off with a stick and then have to compete with another!! this is bloody hard work! I just pray that you aren't LR in disguise ;)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

I am not LR in disguise so you have no worries there!!!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav man it could be anyone ; - )

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Sting,

I bet it is LR....he's been very quiet for some time and this young lady'boy'?? has been quite vocal....

Hmmm at least I haven't been making poetry up eh? :)

Close call that one.....makes me shiver just to think about it!

Talking of Ladyboys.....you have a mighty fine time on your hols won't ya!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Damn you both, I am not a ladyboy!!!

;O)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli,

Yeah yeah yeah.....PROVE it ;)

People like you should see a doctor man....pretending to be something you aren't in the hope that you'll trap unsuspecting innocents like me and Sting....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Gav,

I have warned you before - I'll come over to Switzerland and give you a good slap if you don't stop it now!!!

I am 100% woman ;)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

A ladyboy that's into S&M as well.....

Duncan can you do anything about this please?

And your mum (if that's not just another disguise your using!) should be ashamed for helping with the pretence!!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli

I would advise against going to Switzerland and giving Gav a good slapping. I suspect he's got a mother-fixation which will be further encouraged by physical chastisement.

Or he could be kinky and a good slap might just start him off....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Never tried being slapped myself, I'm not convinced that I'd like S&M and I'm certainly not interested in finding out with a ladyboy...

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Yelli,

Seems like Sting and Gav have lost some ardour. I suspected that they wouldn't stay the course if they encountered some rough weather.

Now we Aussies are entirely different. Forged by adversity, beaten by the sun, lumberjacks all. But we know how to treat a women.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Tre,

Got any nice poetry you've written mate? LR likes a bit of poetry....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Tre,

I have just done my best to put them off as it is really you I'm interested in - if fact, I think I love you!!! When are you next over here in sunny England - we really should meet up!!! ;)

Gav,

I swear I will get you for this - just you wait.......

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

And, I've heard that Aussies know how to treat a woman! ;o))

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

We treat women better than men here. Some men treat their women even better than their dogs. But they're the exception and I know that your Mum's a dog fancier so I'll just say "Chow"

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Tre,

I leave you unattended for 5 mins and you come out with that 'howler'....oh well shut the door on your way out :)

Yelli,

OK, OK so I don't really think you're a bloke! jeez you're a bit sensitive aren't ya :)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Damn!

It looks like I've scared the ladies off as well as the competition :))

Do I smell or something? ;)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Its 10;30pm and I am playing catch up on the thread I am in ore (spell?) of your posting Gav. You truly a master with a pen or in this case a PC. I bow to your superior errrrr typing skills !!

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Holly, Holly Crap!!!!!!!

Yelli,

My Gods girl I don't know what was said last night but....

SOME ONE WAS FRIGGIN IMPERSONATING ME!!

I haven't read this whole thread yet but my last post yesterday was the one before your first for the morning, er midday (Shame).

Any post after that was a fruad, and I'll be getting Dougal onto whoever did it. Please read my posts carefully and then read the imposters and I'm sure you'll see that there are two different minds behind the posts.

Tre

(Oh and I'm the one who actually knows what our emails to each other actually say).

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Well that was a good laugh reading all that. I must say my impersonator was doing me some favours right up untill the end, then he put me in it as well.

One thing, it should have become obvious that it wasn't me, when he/she/it continued signing off with tre instead of Tre, well he did for all but his/her/it's first post or two.

At first I thought it may have been Gus filling in for me. But then it became quite obvious that it was well past 3AM here and he/she/it was still posting.

So I now believe it was either Rik or Softie. Who ever it was showed a hell of a lot more knowledge about England than I posses, especially spelling London as Lahndahn or what ever.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

To the impersonator of ME. Stop it or I'll have to come over there with a pair of my size 12, fourteen hole doc martins and insert them well and truly up your ....

Oh and I'm sicing Duncan and Dougal onto you.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000

Tre (the real one!),

I'm with you on this mate....it's a SHITTY trick impersonating someone else...

I truly hope that Duncan can unmask them!

It's Galaxy and Yelli I feel sorry for.....

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2000

Hmmm

LR has been very quiet recently....could it have been him....

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2000

The secret's in the smell (if you believe that):

Sweaty blokes

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2000