Chewsea omen thread

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We fired our maid about a month ago (too much petty theft), as a result a huge pile of ironing had built up. My missus went to work this morning while I lay stinking in bed (only got in at 2 am. after a 10 hour binge, much to her chagrin!). Anyway she came back much earlier than I'd expected and (God I'm so lucky), not wanting to wake me up, climbed into the ironing. My brother called me from New Zealand to tell me that he'd dreamt we won 2-0, just as he told me that the missus came into the bedroom with a pile of newly ironed clothes, on top of which were two Toon shirts, one of which was a "Shearer No. 9"!

2-0 to us!

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2000

Answers

Ah-ha! Found your prediction!

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2000

I think it will be more like 5 - 3 to us That's on penalties of course.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2000

In the words of Martin Luther King, I had a dream last night. I was at Wembley and Toon were playing. Big Yin scored a belter and LKD scored with a deft little flick. Chewsee didn't score. I woke with a smile on my face.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2000

Rik, please, please, please - don`t even think about it going to penalties! I can guarantee that my blood pressure will not be able to stand it! However, should the worst happen - I request that the BBSers scatter my ashes at the holy ground! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2000

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