Am I the only one not going to Wembley ???

(:o(((

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Answers

No Jay, you`re not! After the disasterous effect Yelli and I seemed to have on the team at Southampton, I decided not to try for a ticket! However, the final is a different matter!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Maybe it's just a girlie thing

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

" - the final is a different matter!!!!! -" Galaxy, Do you mean you already know you can get a ticket for the final, assuming Sunday goes to everyone's satisfaction, or that you're definitely going to try for one ?

If the first, see if you can get one for me, if the second, best of British.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

I'm not going, for various reasons.
This is a good thing for the Toon. I've see the lads play about 30 to 40 times away from home over about 20odd years. I've never seen a victory with my own eyes. Not one. Bast*ards!
Everyone going - enjoy.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Pit Bull,

I will reply on behalf of the my Mum (Galaxy) as she is out on the town at present!!! We have almost been guaranteed cup final tickets as my Dad does business with the manager of Stevenage Borough and he is pretty handy in these matters - probably only the two but if any more come our way you will be the first to know!!! >:->

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

It's the telly for me too Jay. :o((

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli!

Go and stand in the corner this minute! It's bad enough that a member of your family has dealings with St*v*nage B*rough, but to trumpet the fact so brazenly in front of unprepared NUFC fans is tantamount to a declaration of war.

Say three "Hail Bobby Robson"s and wash your dorty mooth oot with broon ale.

To think we would live to see someone so matter-of-factly typing S*****age Bo***gh on the bbs! Gag. Choke.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

It's the BBs for me. Don't even know if it's on the telly here in Oz!!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Go on Softie!!, you give her a good old telling off.......

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

What's to be done about it Gav, that's what I'd like to know? Every day we are bombarded with some new assault on everything Geordie. This could be too tough a job for the BBS Though Police, we might have to call on...

The Bottom Inspectors

You have been warned, though criminals....:-)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Cyber spanking huh, not since the Dour Vader was banished from these shores has the words Borough and Stephenage been used it that offending order, lest we should trivialise.....

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Oh no! Leave her at home without a babysitter, and now look what she`s gone and done!

Ok - in defence of my little treasure, firstly, she is fit to burst with excitement that there is a possibility of Cup Final tickets. Secondly, as I have already told you all, my husband is a soft southerner lacking in the football gene. However, his second in command is a football fanatic (he has to be, he supports Southampton), and the business link is between him and St....Bo....

You will not believe the rows that have ensued in our normally happy ghome over these occasional freebies (mostly for international games I might say). However, last year we had the mother of all rows. The said second in command received two tickets for the Cup Final. Yelli and I, of course, assumed that he would do the honourable thing and give them both to us. Oh no it wasn`t to be. Despite tears, tantrums, threats, sulking, walls of silence, and heaps of righteous anger, second in command was determined to go, and husband refused to pull rank! I am sure you can imagine the atmosphere!

However, an even worse senario was to present itself a day later, when second in command, obviously thinking he should do a bit of back peddling, said he still wanted to go, but he would take me if I wanted to go. How cruel was that! - I couldn`t do it! I could not go and leave Yelli at home, knowing just how much she wanted to be there, despite the fact that she insisted that I should. (I`m a wonderful Mum you know!)

This year, mostly because I don`t think he could cope with a re-run of last year`s drama, Hubby has made it abundantly clear that, IF, there happens to be any tickets available, they will be for Yelli and I. End of story! Personally I will believe it when it happens.

In the mean time, I shall be running around like a headless chicken to secure tickets if it is at all humanly possible!

As for the cyber-spanking - well, I stepped out of that side of Yelli`s life a long time ago (she is 21 you know)! Why do I get the feeling that this is not punishment we are talking about here! (;o)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

cyber-spanking ?!? that woke me up.

How did we go from Wembley to cyber spanking???

Not that I am objecting like ;o)))

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

I apologise profusely for the profanities in my last posting - I obviously was not thinking straight, the exitement of being in the house on my own going to my head!!

But if apologies are just not enough then you must punish the mistake any way you feel fit - and I will take it like a woman!!!!

;-)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

HOY Pilgrim and the other TV followers

Lets have a mass round the country drinking bender!!

Anyone up for that??

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Hah! Not falling for that one Yelli, I punished Mrs S for some indiscretion in the traditional manner (egg whisks, flying goggles, wet celery...all the trimmings) and now I'm facing up to fatherhood with the traditional blend of terror and pride as a result.

Beware of wenches claiming to be penitent, that's what I say :-)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Wenches !!!!!

Don't go there Softie !!!!

(:o]

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

O.k, how's about 'fillies'? Tally Ho!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

How's about ladies ?????

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Don't worry Softie, I'll be your protection...in fact I'll even go as far as dishing out the 'punishment' myself if that would help you?

Sigh.....where's LR when you really want someone to get in over his head.....I kinda miss the old sod you know....*sniff*...

Must be the nerves, I'm getting sentimental!!

Yelli, why Yelli?

Jay, You gonna synchronise it? start at 11am and I'll happily join in from the Post Office ;)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Well there's an internet cafe near Trafalgar Square..we could always start if off at midnight after dancing in the fountains, falling over, etc. %-)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

11am? Sounds like a fine time to start to me :o)

Can you post some letters for me while you are there ????

;o))

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Softie's got a load of French Letters he can post for you.....he doesn't need them anymore...

You should get yer arse down to London for the weekend...it's gonna be fantastic even if you don't have a match ticket....I've spent the last two years watching the match in pubs near Wembley but having a fantastic time...

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

If I had a ticket I would have.

But as it is I am up to my knees in work and have to spend the weekend playing catch up ;o(

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

Nothing too exciting I'm afraid! Danielle - Dan-yell - Yelli. Had to carry the name around with me for years now, it's just kinda stuck with me!!! Along with the ability to say the wrong thing. No mention of 'SB' again for me!!!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

French Letters? Bliddy hopeless! Used one, turned it inside out so as not to waste it and did it do any good? Did it b*llocks! It's a racket...

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

I never thought I'd hear the words "flying helmet" and "wet celery" again! Does "'Alo 'Alo" still get repeated? You know, Vicky Michel used to be good looking - especially thought so when I saw the stage show (sigh). Madame Edith, bits of cheese and the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies by Van Klump hidden in the knochwerst (sp?). Happy days indeed.

Anyway, Wembley is a dump of a ground, but will instantly become total class venue when (mmmm) we win our next 2 fixtures there.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Jay, Leave work for another weekend....either that or conveniently lose it...

Yelli, I should've put two and two together on the name thing really....I'm not very well known for being bright, I have a similar talent to your foot in mouth one. I have the ability make total strangers fall over laughing just by walking past them, I've never quite figured it out? but if I did then I'd bottle it and sell it to some useless comedian...

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

I always thought putting a "par avion" sticker on the end of yer ticklin' stick did the trick. Only when the CSA called did I discover the true meaning of French Letters. Pah!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

If you could bottle it you'd be rolling in it in no time - and of course, we'd have to go into partnership and split the cash, as I was there when the idea was first mentioned and that must give me some legal rights!!!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli,

I usually am rolling in it.....what is the 'it' that you're referring to? does it smell?

Just like a bird.....mention selling something and making some cash and they want half straight away....

You logging on from home/work?

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

Who said anything about half?? I was 60-40 shares me!! And what is this 'bird' thing all about anyway?

I am currently logging on from home cause I have no temping work this week and have nothing better to do with my time!!!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli,

60-40....typical!!, yet again I've fallen into the trap of giving a women too much credit :)) I keep promising myself it'll never happen again....

That's a double spanking you get for being too greedy!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

Double Spanking - this just gets better and better!!

The actual problem, I imagine is that you give us 'birds' too little credit!!! We didn't get where we are today by being shy and retiring, and not grabbing am opportunity when it arises!!!

;o)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli,

Isn't your mum gonna tell me off for flirting with you soon? I'm suprised ITK, Bobby, Sting and others have let me get this far without telling you to back off :))

They must have their minds on other things....

Anyway, I very rarely underestimate birds....it's VERY VERY dangerous and can be both costly and painful...

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

'Never underestimate birds!' My ex would agree with that - he hasn't quite been the same since he was with me!!!

Is there like an official 'flirt police' thing going on on here then?? If so, it won't be me getting arrested, I am as pure as the driven snow me!!! Just ask my Mum!!!

;o)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli,

OK...now I'm worried...what exactly did you do to this poor, unfortunate, disadvataged (well he's a bloke I assume!) fella?

As for the BBS police...they're everywhere....mostly they do good work like warning people not to talk to me, ITK, Grant, Softie, Bobby and LR (god rest his soul) ;))

So you've managed to fool your mum into thinking that you're as pure as the driven snow eh? how'd you manage to pull that one off?

I take it that you and your mum aren't heading down to Wembley for a few drinks and to soak up the atmosphere on Sunday? put names to faces and all that....

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

I would love to come up to London for the day on Sunday but it is just too difficult to arrange - I'll have to see you all there for the final instead. I also dearly want to put names to faces - I can't work out much about anyone yet, I don't know ages (even rough guesses) which county or even country people are from or anything!! It is most intreguing!!! So me Mam and I will definately meet up with you all on cup final day!!

As for my ex..... it is too gruesome to even contemplate but let's just say he doesn't get out much anymore!!! When I know you have the stomach for it I will tell you the full story!!!

And I didn't have to convice my Mum of anything - I am pure as the driven snow - whiter than white - sweetness and innocence and all that!!!!

Right now I'm putting on my Sainthood cap and making both of the oldies their dinner!!! I am just the perfect daughter!!!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Softie,

To quote from Galaxy's earlier post:

"...soft southerner is lacking in the football gene"!!!!!

Surely you're not gonna let her get away with jibe that are you?

Gav,

10/10 for effort, much better than watching Blind Date, but the cyberchat-up lines need a bit of a makeover I'm afraid.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli, I'm certain there's a link on Rik's site (anyone remember the url) that has some info about the people on here and even some pics...mind you since the old BBS went down (god bless her!) some people decided to change their monikers so it might still be a little awkward to match people up...

Clarky, I've always taken the duty of flirting with new girls on the bbs very seriously....It's been my honour to have held the position of chief pervert for a number of years (despite some remarkable competition!!) and I've no intention of letting anyone else ever taking that title away from me ;)

Later y'all...

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Gav,

Found the site in the end!!! And Chief Pervert, whats that all about then..... I'm not sure if I can be associated with that sort of person, being so innocent myself....

Speak to you all soon

From the 'New Bird'

;o))

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli,

Gav is not to be trusted on any account. I did once, and couldn't sit down for a week...nor could young Min.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Bobby,

I'll try and bear that in mind. Thanks for the warning mate!!!

;o)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Yelli,

Luckily Bobby has no credibility at all on this BBS so you can happily ignore anything that he says :))

Just as a warning since you're a newcomer I'd also ignore anything that ITK, Sting (AKA Grant) or Rik (sometimes known as ACE) post....They're trouble makers :))

Anyway where were we.....you're 21, female, single and love Newcastle? Hmm I don't think that there's anything else I need to know....you've got the job, where do I pick you up from?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav,

What with you going around allocating 'jobs', you could at least do the decent thing and stick yer hand in yer pocket for the Listermint ....

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Loony,

Listermint? you've got me lost pal.....

It's too early in the morning for anything cryptic....I'm off to get some coffee :)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav - just following up on Bobby's input elsewhere about the whole spit/swallow debate. Sorry, I forgot it's still early over there.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Loony,

Ahhhhh....

Bobby's the expert on Spitting/Swallowing (allegedly!), I hear that he carries Listermints with him everywhere he goes....just in case like...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelly
Take no notice of Softie and them, hinny, you can talk about S******** B****** as much as you like, my hypocrisy knows no bounds. I'd even accept a final ticket from slimey freddy shephard if it came to the crunch. And your ma's right about the Messiah.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Blidy Hell, a cyber spanking and I missed it. Damn it damn it damn it. But then again I have got used to missing out on them since I was banned from another site. But I wish I had a big enough stick to reach half way round the world to join in. ;)

And I'm sure Yelli got her monika for another reason. Ooops that's more than enough out of me. Soon I'll have more than just Bud Wiser to worry about.

Oh and Yelli to quote from Gus a long time ago, "I'm tall, dark and handsome, and when I visit Newcastle all duaghters and sisters are to be locked up." or well near enough to that anyway. ;)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Tre,

How come you're telling Yelli that GUS is tall, dark and handsome ;)) hahaha putting a good word in for a mate?

Her mum (Galaxy) is keeping very quiet on all of this, it's making me nervous ;)) hahaha now there's a funny thought....me nervous!!

God I wish today was over!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

I'm not going for various reasons either. However I won't list them here.

Please could some rich BBS'er discover that they are one of my long lost parents and come and claim me. Preferably someone who has two SJP season tickets, one of which will be donated to me in compensation for growing up in the wrong country and being subjected to the misconceptions about the toon for my whole life up until this point.

failing that, does anyone know where I can watch the match in Brisbane at 12.00am on a sunday?

Yours waiting to be reclaimed. In the lost & found box next to the Paddington Bear missing an eye and leg.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Given the choice, Yelli, I'd opt for Gav, Tre is missing an eye and a leg whilst Gav is an obvious charmer (c;

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Okay boys, lets lay a few ground rules here! I trust Yelli not to cause me any embarrassment on this BBS - I`m not 100 per cent sure about of the rest of you! Definately no offence caused yet, but, should the temperature of the postings start to rise, Yelli`s e mail account is strictly private, and it would save my blushes if you moved the conversation to that! I would hate to find steam rising from my computer!!! Also, to be fair, it can`t be easy for Yelli posting on the same BBS as me.

Thank you! (:o)

from the `flirt police` aka `the mother of all mothers`! (;o)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav - always mate.

Tony - well yes I have been accused of being one eye'd as another current thread will show. And it's not so much as missing a leg, as being legless.

;))

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Galaxy,

No worries honey, it's all harmless fun....it seems to be kind of an initiation ceremony for most young ladies who join us on the bbs :)

I'll pack it in now ;)

Tre, You might just have found your long lost family....ME!! I'm always legless as well so there's a distinct possibility that we are related....it could be genetic like...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Who is flirting??

And why isn' anyone flirting with me!!!! ??

I am deeply hurt !

:o(

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

You've been on here years now....the flirting thing is for newbies only ;))

Anyway I'm certain I can remember quite a few of us flirting with you when you started!!

I suppose we could stretch the rules a little and arrange a mass spanking...

Anyone up for that?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav

OK lets explore this flirting and legless and genetics part a bit further.

re: flirting. Have you been banned from associating with your wifes/girlfriends/flatmates female friends?

re: Genetics and legless. Does your inherent genetic capacity for leglessness occur when the usually harmless liquid Scotch is consumed in great quantities?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay, now bend over and take it like a man. ;))

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Tre,

Ack....looks like we're only slightly out here....

Definitely not allowed to talk to any friends wifes/girlfriends/flatmates!! I just don't get invited around when they're about, I do get blamed for absolutely everything that goes on in their personal lives though!!

Re: Legless.....You must be an offshoot of the scottish side of the family cos I'm afraid that I cannot abide scotch!! fizzy lager, cocktails or any kind of alcopop are my main tipples...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Shucks Galaxy you'll have me blushing in a minute

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

time to hide the pink I think

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav

Would any of those scotish relatives have McInlass as a surname? If so then we might have found the missing gene.

Oh they would have 2 season tickets to SJP wouldn't they?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Good morning Gavin ,

Seeing as i've just had a proper read of this thread , Yelli can i give you a couple of bits of advice about Gav . First of all he's from the makem side of Washington . Be worried . Secondly when he says he's tried it on with every woman on the BBS he's not joking . Yes he's a charmer , and only after one thing .. steer well clear . However i am young , nubile into Tantricism , have a season ticket and a good job that pays well , oh aya and i got Gavs ticket for the semi . Im just the caring sharing type ... did i tell you about my sinewy ..

Err ticket number 286 please , aye next to the blue one with the fur collar , ta .

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Tre,

So who was 'tall dark and handsome' was it you or Gus?? And unfortunately, living down South I don't get to Newcastle much!!! Doees the 'lock up your daughters' apply when you are holidaying down in our area??? ;0)

Pit Bull,

Thank you for forgiving my huge blunder yesterday - you are obviously a true gent!!!

Gav,

Warning, my Mum is the 'flirt police!!!' But I do seem to be getting a lot of warnings away from you!!! Why would that be, eh?? (;o))

Jay,

You are going to have to tell me who's to be avoided out of these rascals - I take it you had the same initiation process and survived so you must hav a good head on your shoulders to come out un-scathed!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Sting,

Please to meet you sir!!! Now, this season ticket........

;0)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Good morning Sting,

How the devil are you sir?

I'm not afraid of competition so come on boys...give it your best shot :))

Talk of giving my semi ticket away to a bird is heinous....even you sir couldn't sink that low!!

Yelli,

Gus and Tre live down south.......like in the bottom part of the Southern Hemisphere (Australia mate)...good if you want to go and visit ;)

You just got out of bed?

I warned you yesterday that these boys would be trying to sully my good name, it's quite obvious that they're jealous of me....and who can blame them!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli i work in London in the city actually and would be only too pleased to show you my season ticket at your earliest convenience ;- )

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Sting,

Marvellous, London isn't far away and if you were after a good home for the other Semi ticket........ I'm the woman for the job!

;O)

Gav,

Jealous eh, superb!!! And I think trying to give a lady a ticket is a really gentlemanly gesture and I applaud it!!! All's fair in love and war y'know!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Sting,

Is this a new tack on the old 'would you like a sweety little girl' line?

You're despicable sir....and a man of your age!! I suppose your gonna lie about that as well?

Yelli,

Sting for for the City of Westminster as a environmental engineer (collects the rubbish), a noble profession I'm sure but it's done nothing for his complexion.....

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Whey aye thats the spirit Yelli , I did have a spare ticket that i was giving to Bobby as well , so at the moment , depending on how things go between you and I , its either Gav or Bobby's ticket that ic ould be offering . Like i say there's a lot more to me than meets the eye .. oh aye did i tell you how loyal i was ?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Damn typos cos I'm under pressure ;))

So Yelli, you yet again reveal your true colours...trying to take a mans Semi Final ticket....ha! what I'd really like to know is how you've got time for all this typing in amongst all cooking and cleaning that you should be doing??

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli, Do not be put off by some of this immature, inane banter. Tre is the tall, 6 foot 4 inches plus, dark and handsome, the b***er is also young and last time I spoke to him single.

I am short, fat, bald and old. I am also happily married to an absolutely stunning blonde. (A fact that only Looney can support as the only one on here to have seen her). I am sure Gav and the others are entirely respectable and trustworthy, so I would look elsewhere for fun!! :o)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav,

Are you trying to soil Stings good name?? Would you really be the sort of man who would do such a thing??? And, of course I would take any semi ticket that I could get my hands on!!!

Sting,

Right - about this ticket - how do I have to play my cards to play them right?!?

Gus,

Thank you for the advice!!! I belive that your wife id stunning - and a very lucky woman as well I'm sure!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Oh and Gav - cooking, cleaning, ironing etc.... I wouldn't know how - just as my Mum!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli,

Not only is she a stunner, (looks and figure) she is a medical scientist, has a great sense of humour

And extraordinary BAD taste in men!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli,

I'm not trying to sully anyone's good name....I'm just telling it like it is, he's got a hunchback and is hideous to look at.....i'm certain that......no-one on this bbs will back me up ;))

As for the cooking, cleaning and ironing....you'd better learn and fast! otherwise it's spankings every day until you do learn!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav,

What you said was true - you really are 'Chief Pervert'!!! And I'm sure in some religions hunchbacks are very attractive!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli,

Gav Chief Pervert? You don't know the half of it! :-)

And Sting is just short for "stingy", and nothing to do with his features :-) Only kidding, my generous semi-final ticket holding friend o'mine :-)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli as you may have guessed by now , i am generous to my friends , and also women that i come across are equally well treated . For you to play your cards you'd just have to enjoy a good chat and be very accomodating. Im not really one of these pervert types like that nasty sexist Gav .. sheesh what a neanderthal he is . No i prefer to take things slowly , build up like into a large crescendo , ye knaa hinny . How does all that sound ? By the way do you like exercise .. i am a fitness fanatic and enjoy losing my frustration in the gym , how about you , how do you relax of an evening ; - )

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli

I met some of the BBS board last week does this count??

Mind a certain poster who shall remain nameless posted me picture on here. After I had retired for the evening. Imagine the shock I got when I looked back onto the thread and there I was bottle of Bud and all.

So watch out the men folk on here are very sneeky.

Mind they are right about the flirting business, when they found out I was a female (mind some did have insider information from the Strawberry) there was no stopping them. ;o)

So now that all is clear as mud pleased to meet ya ;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli

Sting sounds to good to be true mate.

No such a man exists ;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

What sort of a bounder would do a thing like that? You just tell me who it was Jay, I'll sort him out:-)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Okay Softie

Hit yourself over the head for me will ya ??

;o))

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

Thanks for the advice - and that was an evil thing to do to you to subject you to that sort of abuse!!! You must have been most distressed!!!

Pleased to meet you too - comrade!!!!

Sting,

What do I do to relax?!? Well, I have been sighted in our local gym but I wouldn't say I go for fun - I prefer to relax in the pub with a pint personally!!! But does your frequenting of the gym mean you have a body of an adonis?!? Interesting!! I will have to try to play my cards right them - season tickets and a stud muffin to boot - Marvellous!! ;-))

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

I forgot, I also have to agree with the comment that no such man does exist - there must be an integral fault in him somewhere. We will ahve to discover what it is - although I'm sure the fellow BBSers could give us a couple of ideas!!! ;)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay & Yelli,

Now there's a thought......

Sorry I meant isn't it just like two birds to stick together and insist that men are at fault....

Come on Sting lets forget our differences and give these two ladies the sorting out they so richly deserve! I promise I won't take the piss out of your face anymore....

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Good point Gav , ok ill forget about your excessive amount of bodily hair . Jay i thought your picture was very alluring , and Yelli i can only imagine how beautiful you may be .. however that is not important to me .. i would just like to spend some money on a woman, have a good time , go to football , exercise and relax . A good friend is all i require , im certainly not looking for anything more than that . In that respect i'm really glad to meet you both , you seem very intelligent .

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Girls,

Sting and I have reached a truce and decided to be grown up about this. I am of like mind to him in that I prefer reading, quite reflection and good companionship to other more distateful physical pursuits.

Maybe we can interest you both in a double date where all 4 of us go out for a quiet meal or maybe even visit an Art Gallery?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Boys,

That sounds wonderful..... such gentlemen with nothing other than a couple of quiet drinks and an entertaining evening on your minds (I'm sure!!) When will this unusual event take place I wonder?? And which Art Gallery would you prefer, obviously having such vast experience of the pro's and cons of the Art Gallery world......

;)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Oh, and it is such a relief to meet men who are only interested in women for their minds!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

That might actually be "interested in women for their minders". Rumour has it that Gav is really after Galaxy, the firm hand shown in chaperoning you has got him perusing the leather catalogues again ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Ladies,

Once again I speak for both myself and Grant, we would be delighted to accompany you out at any time in which you can accomodate us with your hectic schedules.

I would suggest that we go for a meal in a delightful little restaurant I know in St Martins Lane called The Ivy, I know some people there and can arrange bookings on short notice (they are normally booked up months in advance). From there it is only a short walk to the National Gallery where we can view works from Van Gogh, Monet and Turner.

If you are amenable to these arrangements then please let me know by return and I will proceed to make the arrangements....

Your Servant, Gavin Herron Esq.

are comfortable with. We will be only too glad to arrange our lives around your schedules

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Did someone mention the D word??? A meeting of the minds and food too !!! Sounds right up my street ;o)

Alluring eh......Gav I like you mate :o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Marvellous idea, kinds sirs. We will put all of our heads together and see when we can all tie up!!!!!!

;o)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli
Give these youngsters the brushoff they deserve. Go for a grandfather figure - just think of the deep, deep satisfaction and warm, warm glow you'd get from tucking my shawl round my shoulders and wiping the dribble from my chin. How can you resist ?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Now we're cooking Ladies .. i must admit to being slightly more turned on by modern art mesel like , Joan Miro being a particular favourite . I think that a nite of fine wine , music and art followed by a mouth watering meal and intelligent conversation has got my juices flowing . A full evening of enjoyment followed by a few afetr dinner drinks back at my pad would be the best possible way for us all to get acquainted , and talk about seating arrangements for the weekend . I welcome your repost . Genially yours .

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Pit Bull,

With-out a doubt, the dribble did it for me!!! They are out of the window straight away in favour of the younger man!!!

Sting,

I have a preferance to Escher and Dali, but the modern art is a good place to start!!! I welcome your suggestion of dinner and a few after dinner drinks a your pad - all strictly above board of course and the seating arrangements has to bring us back to where we started on the subject of tickets for the Semi's. I am doing the polite conversation and similar interests bit - when do you make the decision on the ticket!!!!

I look forward to your much awaited response, kind sir!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Me I happen to like older man.

30+ is ideal :o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Pit Bull,

Stop it....your turning me on!!

Yelli,

Give it up baby, there's no way you're getting your grubby, scheming little hands on my ticket...stop debasing yourself like this!

You've got nothing to offer Sting that my threat of broken legs won't counteract...

You're not a man masquerading as a bird are ya? we've had those types on here before and it always ends in tears...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Okay, Gav, you win!!! I would never take your ticket really, what sort of woman do you think I am?? (And I am a woman cheers!)

Just think of me as we stick the third goal past them, sat at home in Bashley, all alone....

;O)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli

Notice one minute you are a lady the next grubby and scheming....typical man !!

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Bugger it,

Anyone want my ticket...I'm off down to Bashley (wherever the hell that may be!) for the weekend!!

Hahaha as if I'd give my ticket up for a woman (allegedly!)....That's nearly as daft a suggestion as me leaving my favourite Toon T-shirt with a girl in Moscow ;))

Yelli, Jay and Grant (amongst the cast of thousands!)....it's been fun ;) you've managed to almost prevent me doing any work since yesterday afternoon....I know it was easy but it was fun as well :)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

I had noticed that but declined to comment - all men are the same after all - its a large disappointment but something us girls have to live with unfortunately!!!

Gav,

It's been a pleasure. I'm sure to bump into you in another thread sometime soon - now off you trot darling, and get some work done!!!

;O)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Shall I get the photos out yet?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Nooooooooo not the photoooooooos

:o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

thank you yelli , Gav and Jay , most humorous day , ive doen nowt all day .. stock markets closed , so im gannin yem . When we do meet up you'll realise just how cultured we are ! Screach i didnt think you could put piccies up here so i wivvent worry co u never sorted the lookylikey one out did ya ; - )

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Screach mate.....I'm seeing you on Sunday so make certain you keep THAT picture well hidden!! you know which one I mean!! I'm doing all right here with these two ladies who know nothing of my former life so if you go messing with it you'll be wishing that you were in Turkey!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Is this the bit where you chatted up what you thought was a women but it turned out to be a fella??

Let me asure you hand on heart I am a girlie ;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

Wrong person sweetheart....that was the Manc gentleman LR, I ONLY chat up women and I NEVER make online mistakes like that...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Okay my mistake.....er....sweetheart????

I prefer honey or hun ;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

No problem honey ;)

I've got enough of a bad name on the BBS without being tarred with any more brushes!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

All credit to you mate you learn fast

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

I learn fast but I'm a better teacher!

Screach, I didn't mean to sound threatening mate....you know I love you :))))

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

What do you teach in then ?

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Gav,

That I want to know the answer to as well - what do you teach in!!!

And what are these photo's - stick em up, I want to see, I want to see!!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Jay,

I do a brilliant course in 'Why not to trust men!', it really is an eye opener and a must for easily led women....

Other courses are for over 18's only, applications can be accepted via e-mail but explicit photographs must be attached before acceptance on the course can be guaranteed...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Flippin` heck! You lot still going strong? This is longer than a match day thread! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Galaxy,

You mean you haven't been checking in from time to time?

No worries MUM It's all been innocent and harmless....honest guvnor. Since you'll be my mother in law soon I suppose we're gonna have to meet.....

How about at the Final ;))

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2000

Yelli

Don't go and believe everything Gus says about me. I'm not quite as tall as Gus would make out. As he explained about himself, it's easy to understand how he could exagerate my hieght. As to being young, well that's all relative, to Gus I am, to you I'm a wee bit older.

As to Gus himself. He's a true gent and if he's a typical reprasentative of a Geordie and those on this BBS, then I'm positive I'll enjoy my trips to God's prototype of "Gods own Country".

Unfortunately I do not posess the means to take you out on the town for the night as Gav and Sting suggested they would. As you might have read already, I am a struggling uni student, who, on the completion of this year, will have a bona fide degree in teaching. As to what I'll be qualified to teach, well you'd have to come visit Oz to truely appreciate it.

However I am a brilliant cook If I do say so myself. At least no-ones died from my cooking, and all my uni mates drop into my place for a feed as they know it'll be the best feed they'll get this side of their mothers kitchen table. I have a decent collection of wine, procured over a period of six years from working in one of the Southern Hemispheres finest Italian & Seafood resturaunts. (The perks of working behind the bar). Also my flate mate works at the Queensland Museum and I can arrange for free tickets to any of their exhibitions, as well as private tours of the open areas and areas closed to the public after closing hours.

A note of cuation but. It has come to my attention recently that I may indeed be related to Gav, thus explaing why my flate mate has warned all her female friends away from me. However this appears to be the only flaw in my otherwise perfect character.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Modesty is not a character flaw that exists in the Aussie male.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Morning all!!!

Tre,

It is a pleasure to finally speak to you at last - a genuine Aussie male as well. My best mate is moving over to Australia at the end of this week and I feel safe in the knowledge that she will be okay if all the blokies over there are as charming as yourself!!!

Cooking eh!! As I can't even boil an egg myself a man who coks would be a very good thing in my book!!! Who needs to go out when you can stay in and have a candle lit meal at home!!!

And by 'not quite as tall', exactly how tall are you? I'm 5 foot 1, are you taller than that - exact measurements not required at this early stage!!!

;O)

Gav,

Are you into bothering my Mother this Morning???

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

" a man who coks would be a very good thing in my book" indeed eh. I'll have to learn meself to cok then won't I!

Good morning/evening(for me) Yelli

And in the old measurements a tad under 6 foot.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Hello all

Be back later as I am off today and planning to put together my new PC

See you later....keep the flirting warm for me or I will be forced to create another thread.

Come on the TOON

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Tre,

Once again, another blunder on my part - due to the fact I have just risen from my bed and traipsed down the the computer, bleary eyed and half asleep!!! Believe it or not, I am actually quite literate when fully awake!!!

Just under 6 foot - no problems there then!!!

;o))

Good morning Jay!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Yelli,

re: Your friend. Panic away then. Unfortunately most Aussie males are pretty ocker. It's common knowledge that many Australians are decendant from Cockneys, the Irish, Welsh sheep herders, and Scotish Potatoe farmers.

I, however were luckier than most, in that I was bought up in a pretty progressive household, had a traditional Private education schooling, and have worked for the last six years with continental types and there for are not as uncouth as most Aussie males. Oh and I decendant from Scotish royalty (mums and the handsome aristocratic side) and maruading Huns and russian Stepp tribes (dad and the dark looks).

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Yelli

Ne worries, I entered that stage a good 2 or 3 hours ago, I've now been at Uni for 11 hours and have packed in the studying part.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Yelli , Jay good morning hope you slept well . I was dreaming about how good you both look .

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Tre,

You are doing nothing to reassure me!!! But hell, I'm not going so it's not the end of the world - she's a big girl now, I'm sure she can look after herself in the big, wide world!!!

What time is it over there if you've been at Uni for 11 hours - its 10.00am here at the moment - about time I started getting a move on and doing something useful with my life!!!

Decended from royallty eh, you definately are someone I need to talk to on a regular basis!!! And tall(ish), dark and handsome - is that true or just something you can get away with because I'll never know the difference (unless of course I visit my mate out there!!)

But seriously - it is nice to meet someone else on here. I have been watching Mum posting for months now but have only just plucked up the courage to post myself and everyone is really friendly!!!

Love Yelli

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Good morning Sting,

Have you only just arisen too??? And it is always nice to hear when you have been dreamed about!!!

What are you up to today??? Working or bumming around the house like myself?

;O)

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

The time here in Brisbane is 7:15pm. Over to the left, erm west with Gus it'll be around 5pm. And on Fridays I start Uni at 8 in the morning and finish at 7 at night. But I have a habit of walking out of that last lecture halfway through. Well decended from royalty comes from me granma's tales. And with the propencity for my family telling tales, who knows.

But my Mum, when asked at about age 8 who she was decended from said Tahitian royalty and proceeded to relate how our family was related to captain Cook, becuase back when he visited the islands in 17??, he p*ssed the locals off and my mums great, great, great (you get the picture) was one of the natives who helped to sluaghter and eat him and so captain Cook became part of the family etc.

As to the tall, dark and handsome, well Gus said I was and I can't get away from an officer of the law now can I.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Yelli , Im a trader in london and our market opens at 7am .. i got home at 2.30 am and am now in work feeling a little ropey to say the least . Dont believe Tre , he's just using the Aussie charms on you , dont go for it many a woman has fallen by the wayside that way . All this cooking and royalty rubbish is just to appeal to your homely side . You need something a bit more racey .. maybe you could be with me til 2.30 am next Thursday ? ;- )

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sting

Shaddup. ;)

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Good night Sting, Jay

and

Yelli.

I'm off home to get ready to go out on the town.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Tre,

Your family history sounds most exiting - if it is to be believed of course, but officers of the law never lie do they! ;O)

I am off out shopping now and I assume that by the time I return you will be out on the town, Fosters in hand living it up so I will say goodbye and speak to you over the weekend!!! Charming to meet you!! xxx

Sting,

Maybe, just maybe!!!

Speak to you when I get back! :-))

Yelli xxxx

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Fosters :%} heaven forbid. Strictly a scotch drinker.

night all.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

TRE; Is that scotch whisk(e)y or McEwans Best Scotch (the one yav gotta come back for).

Just thought I'd keep the momentum going

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Just testing

:o)

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Well that worked!! Just testing me new PC.

So what have I missed??

Who is going out with who now??

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Jay , yelli is playing hard to get and im getting a bit restless now .. all that groundwork and no result , typical woman . I much prefer the all fur coat and no knickers type anyway .. fancy gannin to the pichas some time pet ?

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

That`s it - if you can`t beat `em, join `em! Yelli`s not the only one who can flirt!

OK boys! I`m kind of a cross between Peggy Mountford and Edina on speed!

Any takers!................(:o)

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sing

So I am sloppy seconds eh??? Charming that'll really turn my head!!!

I don't have a fur coat, but I alas do have plenty of pairs of knickers and wear that often....does this put you off then??

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Hmm!? I do believe I might have meant Peggy Mount - you know who I mean - big lady - arms like ham shanks!!!!!! Better add in a bit of Hilda Baker too!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Bugger me!!

Glad to see everyone's keeping my bed warm!!!

Yelli, Sting wasn't the only one dreaming about you last night! ;)

Sting baby.....What the f**k am I doing sitting on this machine talking to you lot when I'm in the middle of the DAM! uneventful so far but hey....I've only been here an hour so far!

Galaxy, mother daughter combo's have always been a fantasy of mine......I'd have to insist on bringing a video camera though...

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Not at all Jay in fact i have a real penchant for french knickers .. do you own any ? Galaxy you sound canny too , mebys the mother is better than the daughter eh ?

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sing

French knickers eh? Only if your wearing them hun !!

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sting, or should that be SING ;)

What is it with you?

I start chatting the mother up so you do?

I know you wanna be like me but your pushing it a bit far now.....

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

What can I say Gav I got all flustered at the thought of him in french underwear I lost the ability to type

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

had about , had about ... i am just trying to keep me options open Gav and im not standing on your toes .. ive always telt you im not fussy . me fatha you used to say his mate ' ill take the ugly one , you have her mate ' and like father like son , ill stand aside mate . Anyway we all knaa the ugly ones are more grateful , eh girls ? ;- )

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sting,

Very amusing...I like him!!

My grandmother used to say to me "The shy bairn get nee porridge', it seems to me that you and Tre have taken that lesson to heart just as well as me :))

Where you off to tonight?

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Hiya y'all,

Sting, I was noticing some rather disparaging comments about playing hjard to get and such like - and by the ugly ones are more grateful - I do hope you were refering to neither me or my mother!!!!

How are you all - spent the day shopping myself and feel rather invigorated by it - no french knickers in any of my bags though unfortunately.

Do you lot always chat the same girls up anyway?? Is it a competition between you or more like 'share and share alike??'

Love Yelli xxx

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sting,

By the way, I have just read back a bit further and how do you know I'm not the 'all fur coat and no knicker type'??

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Yelli there really is no competition when Gav and I are around , Gav is the charmer and i deliver the results , more of a partnership id say .. some people call it sharking , i call it being friendly . So what kind of knickers do you like ?? Thongs , G's ?? I have a leopard skin hong i wear of a weekend , it shows of my six pack lovely . I wasnt saying that you were a waste of time .. merely that i really thought we had something going and now look . To be honest i cant hang aroun whilst these other lovely with corn beef legs and the like are increasing the temperature . By putting kisses at the end of your notes it is really getting me going , especially cos ive got a bad hangover .. actually you love me now , i smell like cake mix , ahhhhhh bero . Copulater Sing xxxx

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Sting,

You have my utmost apologise for not being here this afternoon while the temperature was heating up but a woman has to do what a woman has to do and today that was to shop for something to wear out tonight!! But fortunately I don't feel that this has put me out of the running quite yet!!!

Thong mostly - I do have g-strings but they are not the most comfortable of undergarments and are only kept for a special occasion!!!

And the leopard skin number - sounds interesting to say the least. Have to admit to having a preferance to boxers on men myself - or going commando but I'm always open to suggestion!!!

Love Yelli xxx

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

And, incidently, we really should continue this on a different thread - this on is rather long now and winding it down to the bottom every time I want to post is really beginning to p*** me off!!!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

Yelli,

Bad news honey! there's no competition any more (unless you count Tre on the other side of the world!), Sting (unknowingly and unwittingly!) has just become engaged to be married!!!

Hurray Sting for popping the question!!! although I must take some credit for sending text messages from his phone whilst he wasn't looking! :)

I hope he doesn't get into too much shit for it eh!....

Gav

All's Fair in Love and War!

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2000

Sting,

Congratulations mate, really chuffed for you - something good came out of today at least!!! Text messages are a wonderful thing!!

Gav,

Just you and me then babe...........

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2000

Gav you ba***rd Yelli dont believe a word he says , im still in the game , maybe youd like to come to Singapore Thailand and Malaysia with me when i go on Thursday for a 3 week jaunt ? Love .. and Gav the next time i see you you're in Sh**e ! Im happy today and i dont know why , mebys its because i know ill never have to go through that Wembley hell again , ahhh a weight off my mind .

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

hey what about me????

Ohhhhhh left at the wayside.....What will I do with myself?

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Sting,

I take it since you've managed to post today that you got out of it? to be honest I didn't stitch you up nearly as much as I could've ;))

As for being happy about not having to go through that again, I did have a cynical moment last night when I thought that we should withdraw from all future FA Cups (a la Newton Heath!) just to avoid that again....I'm still FAR from happy! too many people trying to offer platitudes is just annoying me in a big way, I don't want to talk football with these gimps!

Jay,

Of course you haven't been left by the wayside sweetheart! I've had my hands full chasing Yelli but I'm more than prepared to share her with you, all you have to do is ask :))

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Nah sorry Gav

I don't share well ;o)

I am a one man at a time womem!

I don't know men and their three ways !!!!!

;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Good morning all, how are we all feeling today???

Gav, that was a dirty trick to play on a girl!! I didn't get an hour of sleep last night thinking of what might have been!!!

Sting, What a relief!! Still on the market then?!?

Jay, Morning honey, feeling more sober now??? Don't feel left out, these men are fickle characters!!!

;-))

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

And, this thread is entirely too long and must be moved!!!

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000

Hey Yelli

Yes I am very sober today. Unlike Friday, but I paid for it on saturday with those imortal words.

I'll never drink again' !!!

;o)

Jay

PS will start a new thread

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2000