For the good of the nation should Elian Gonzales be cloned? If Janet Reno's house were burgled, would you watch her stolen "sex" tapes?? If a knock-down drag-out fight in the lab causes chemical spillage, what are the chances of a transmutation of Jen and fly???

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

Answers

*Sigh*... I keep thinking of a very early (1979) Pat Benatar song called "My Clone Sleeps Alone"... Wonderful song!!

I'd only be cloned if there was a way to transfer my consciousness from one body to another...

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2000

I believe (although I could be mistaken) that it was Brad Postle that wrote the following song (sung to the tune of "Home on the Range")

Clone, clone of my own, With a Y chromosone changed to an X Then the clone, Of my very own, Would be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own With a Y chromosone changed to an X Then me and my clone Would be all alone And think of nothing but sex.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2000