This is the uncensored forum. I know that refers to opinion. I don't know if it refers to mild crudeness. It's just that...well some old guys never outgrow laughing at certain things. This brought me to tears of laughter.

CERTAIN EARTHY SOUNDS

-- (FlamingFartz@even.tide), April 04, 2000

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I was offensed. You men are too barvarian and rustic. Suggest you visit the softer sides of other web sites, in search of the magic pulse point of a females heart. We (women) are much different.

-- Dear Certain (onlyone@clickcrude.com), April 04, 2000.

Farts are funny when you're 7. ahem

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 05, 2000.

Sometimes it's fun to be 7 again, cin. I was ROTFLMAO- Thanks FF-I needed that! It's been a tuff day. Sometimes it's the simple things in life...

-- Aunt Bee (SheriffAndy@Mayberry.com), April 05, 2000.

Don't know about anyone else, but I bookmarked this for my 14 year old son. He will LOVE IT!!

-- Daisy Jane (deeekstrand@access1.net), April 05, 2000.

ah, reminds of the days of "blue flaming"!

(If anyone thinks you can't light a fart...their wrong!)

-- ("whoosh"@leg.hairs.missing!), April 05, 2000.

I was counting on blue flaming to be my heat source if y2k was TEOTWAWKI

-- (nemesis@awol.com), April 05, 2000.

This is why tech stocks are dropping. Investors realized that the benefits of the Internet were overinflated.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), April 05, 2000.

Somehow, I think I missed the real experience of the site, since I haven't reconnected by speakers (really don't care to have my PC make noises), I am sure I would have been amused though. But certainly I wouldn't have become inflatuated with the site to the point of bookmarking it. An engineer friend at work DID have that fart machine in one of the adds, it was hilarious, my face hurt I laughed so much....

-- FactFinder (FactFinder@bzn.com), April 05, 2000.