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What has 4 legs in the morning,2 legs in the afternoon,and 3 legs at night.I know this is kinda stupid but I want to see if anyone knows.
-- candyman (andy_poke@hotmail.com), April 04, 2000
DUH, I don't know, a human.
-- Magma Bird (flashrun@altavista.com), April 04, 2000.
Its either a human or a man with alot of artificial legs and arms
-- Magma Bird (flashrun@altavista.com), April 04, 2000.
Right,I knew that was gay.
-- candyman (andy_poke@hotmail.com), April 04, 2000.
Aaron got that from fifth grade in our teacher!I thought he was gay because he asked me the first day:Ismael have you read Moby Dick?:I was like,WHAT THE HELL?And then i said"No..."And he laughed and said,"Well the first line is my name is Ismael.."And I'm like,"Ok.."
-- Ismael Bolivar (smgfan6262@aol.com), April 08, 2000.
geez! either you or aaron or both mangled the most famous opening line in literature."call me ishmael..."
-- torey luvullo (dst10000@compuserve.com), April 08, 2000.