Just picked up a leaflet in WH Smiths about the BBC`s hunt for new talent. You must have seen the promotions on the telly. Well then, I seen some pretty good writing from you lot - anyone tempted to have a go at the sports writing bit? In fact, judging from the humour on here, the situation comedy wouldn`t be outside the realms possibility! Go on, I dare you, have a go! What have you got to lose?!!!

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2000

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Hoy....I was trying to keep that one secret.....you trying to do me out of a job or what girl......bliddy hell.....the Bournemouth air must be getting to you big time......no wonder Jonno left Poole and went back up north if that is the spoiling tactics you try down there.....I'll have to get my mate from Bournemouth to come round sort you out anymore of it!

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2000

You have an unfair advantage on the rest of us mere mortals on her! A Bit of competition will do you good! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2000

Anyway, we like you just where you are, unless of course, a promotion would mean that you would have total control of what is the featured match on MOTD! In which case, we`re right behind you ITK!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2000