Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

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My friends all drive Porsches

I must make amends...

-- Tobacco Farmer (Gold @silver.get you some), March 31, 2000

Answers

LSD or marijuana?

-- tell us (which@is.it?), March 31, 2000.

I don't know,but I'll take a 12 pak to go!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), March 31, 2000.

I don't know, I'm more of a Porsche person.

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), March 31, 2000.

Tobacco Farmer,

A most enjoyable tour de force. Keep 'em coming.

-- (I like@it.thx), March 31, 2000.


Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my fri-ends, so oh Lord, won't ya buy me a Mer-ceeee-deeeeessss Beeeeenz?

That's it! *giggle*

-- DeeEmBee (macbeth1@pacbell.net), March 31, 2000.



You can't always git what you waant...you can't always git what you waant....but if you try sometime, you just might find, you git what you need.

-- Chris (!@#$@pond.com), March 31, 2000.

It LOOKS like stream-of-consciousness, but I'd bet a bunch that SOMEONE worked REAL HARD to make it look that way. Read it, start inserting missing comma's and it starts to make a weird kind of sense.

On the other hand, because it starts to make sense, I MIGHT have to start worrying about ME!!

;-)

Chuck, lookin around to be sure he has a firm grasp on slippery, wriggling wreality....

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), March 31, 2000.


What are you people smoking , and where can I get some!

-- birddog (dog40856@aol.com), March 31, 2000.

Where you been birddog-

or get it at any 7-11 (only if you live within 5 miles though)



-- (to_toke_or@not.to_toke), March 31, 2000.


Screw that! Mercedes are for stuffed shirts, and Porsches are for yuppies. I'll take a Lamborghini and leave those clowns in my dust...



A Ferrari wouldn't be bad either, but anything less is a joke.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), March 31, 2000.


Hawk:

None of those would touch an original Lotus Elan {60's} with a DOHC Cosworth. Of course they wouldn't have to. The thing only worked on occasion. Explains why Ford owns all of the British companies.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), March 31, 2000.


It doesn't look like drugs to me. Our friend is a daytrader over the edge.

Hang in, pal.

-- semper paratus (here_with@my.pals), April 01, 2000.


why the hell doesn't this work for me? grrrrrr

any tips?

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 01, 2000.


it's sort of distorted, sorry to make your eyes cross. (teehee)

now THIS is a car. I'll take mine in metallic powder blue =oP

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 01, 2000.


Just goes to show you, women don't know jack about cars. That's nothing but a souped-up volkswagen with some nice wheels. :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 01, 2000.


"Sort of distorted"??? Lol! You must be very tall and very skinny!

I think you got the height mixed up width the width there cin. Better off just to leave it as is, or put one or the other.



-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 01, 2000.

P.S. I'll race ya cin! Your engine will blow at about 140 and I'll still be in second gear.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 01, 2000.

Hawk...a Ferrari is like a science fiction kind of a space car. Sure, it will kick ass on the road but it lacks "personality". It's basically a 007 testosterone-booster machine.

A Porsche is all class, but also some depth. And it ceratinly is NOT a yuppie car. MAYBE a Boxster would be a bit yuppie-ish, but not your classic 911 Turbo, or Cabriolet, or Targa.

Will ya buy me one? Please please please?

Did I say please? =o)

p.s. thanks for formatting that photo. I really sucking at that.

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 01, 2000.


p.s.....I would look really good in that car =)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 01, 2000.

"I would look really good in that car"

I'll be the judge of that. Post a pic of yourself and I'll let ya know. ;-)

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 01, 2000.


You first =)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 01, 2000.

I don't have any recent pics of myself, and I'm sure you're going to think I'm BS-ing you, but actually the one I posted of Renegade is pretty damn close to what I look like. He was born only 10 days before I was, and I'll admit he is a little more "chiseled" but, pretty close. LL was pretty close as far as personality when she said Tommy Lee Jones, but not for looks.

So, I was beginning to picture you with straight black hair in that car, but then I remembered I think you've said you're blonde. Not bleached I hope. :-/ I like real blondes but have had bad experiences with the fake ones. Age? Measurements?? Pictures in a bikini??? :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 01, 2000.


Keep your fancy exotic crap, gimme this any day...



-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 01, 2000.


Oh yeah, the old Goat! Now there is a true American man. Yep, not bad Unc, though I must say she looks even tougher in black. In fact I saw a black hardtop cruising around about a week ago. It shook the ground. :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 01, 2000.

http://206.129.141.143/_1_4JTWUJ104HFBBLD_waynew1_/pic?token=285560420 &--pic=main.gif Hard "Hickles", chrome surround us, instead of plastic. armor, you understand.

-- Ya forget (me@bobbymcgee.com), April 01, 2000.

Nice car Unc. Is that a '68? I had a '69. If I remember, '69 was when they changed to the 400 from the 389. I think that's also when they introduced the "dual shifter", but that was for the girls. A real man always had a 4 speed.

Yup, one of my favorite cars. Well, next to the Hemi Charger, but I never owned one of those...

Fun times, the days of the muscle car. The Road Runner, 440 GTX, amazing that I, and most of my generation, are still alive!

<:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 02, 2000.


Sys,

That is a 67 Goat, the very year and model convertable that thine own Unk used to cruise for chicks in, before he got old and farty. And, of course, before he lost all of his brain-cell function, and sold it. Ah well, we all make mistakes. Sellin that red goat was a doozy though.

Also, I think that the 389 to 400 change took place in 65-66 model year.

One last thing, better no car than a MOPAR.

Eat my goatie dust, hemi-boy!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 02, 2000.


Also Sisman, 69, the year you had was the year of "The Judge" Ram Air 400.

Nice wheels.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 02, 2000.


Yea, I know what you mean Unc. So many years, and so many brain cells ago. I used to be into that stuff, 'til I got hooked on those damned computers...

<:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 02, 2000.


Thread started with a song, so let's keep the hits a-comin' with Ronnie and the Daytonas from 1964:

Little GTO, you're really lookin' fine

Three deuces and a four-speed and a 389

Listen to her tachin' up now, listen to her why-ee-eye-ine

C'mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO...

-- DeeEmBee (macbeth1@pacbell.net), April 02, 2000.


WOW You guys are making me feel young. And right before my birthday too. Thanks =o)

p.s...nice car Uncle D! (exotic crap? ahem)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 02, 2000.


Getting back to the original post (after a lovely tour of some very fine cars) the poster reminds me of the Rainman. Autistic maybe?

-- Lucy (lifeisgoodhere@webtv.net), April 02, 2000.

10 minutes to Wopner, 10 minutes to Wopner, I need my cheeseballs, I need my notebook, I need my pencil. Wednesday is fish day, supposed to have 8 fish sticks, we always get 8 fish sticks on Wednesdays. Who's on first, I know what is on second, but who's on first?

-- Raymond (the@rainman.cometh), April 02, 2000.

LOLOL OUTSTANDING!

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.corn), April 02, 2000.

Need to got to KMart and get some underwear, this isn't my underwear, I only wear KMart underwear, my underwear has my name on it, I got my underwear from KMart, need to go back to KMart in Cincinnati, get some KMart underwear. Uuu-oh, 10 mintues to Wopner, need to find a TV, 10 minutes to Wopner, where's my cheeseballs, need to go back to KMart...

-- Raymond (Who's@on.first?), April 03, 2000.

aww Unk, you're still a COOL old farty guy though. You'd look good in an SS Z28, but cobalt blue (red don't look good with wrinkles.) Bet all the cool farty chicks would be end up in a neck cast in your neighborhood, you'd turn heads.

-- Chris (!@#$@pond.com), April 03, 2000.

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