This is a rather clever? :

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It only takes 30 seconds...

Work it out as you read. Make sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's GOOD!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50. (being a bit stupid)

I'll wait while you get the calculator...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1750. If you haven't, add 1749.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born. (if you remember)

You should now have a three-digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week.)

The second two digits are your age and it shows.

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2000) IT WILL EVER WORK - SO I'M TOLD

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2000

Answers

Very clever.....

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2000

I think I got the same email last year and it worked then, the only problem being I end up with a 4-digit numer :o)

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2000

Doesn't it get upsetting when the number of times you'd like to have sex each week is less than your actual age.

Isn't it even more upsetting when the actual amount times you have sex a week is less than your age.

At what point(age) does each scenerio actually occur

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2000

I remember getting this last year, it worked wonders for me....I managed to trick a couple of girls who wouldn't give me their age into doing it and also managed to deduce that a couple of girls wanted sex 0 days a week (I immediately lost interest) and also found out that one girl wanted sex 7 days a week (chased her and caught her!)...

Fond memories :))

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000

>> Isn't it even more upsetting when the actual amount times you have >> sex a week is less than your age.

Buff has this happened to you yet, or are you still managing to sneak in the odd bit of sex 7 or 8 times a day ?

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000

If I remember correctly?? I think the question should read :-

1. First of all, pick the number of DAYS a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once).

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000

Bastad! I thought I was younger than that. No wonder I'm tired.

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000

So Gav, when you were researching this questionn last year, how did it compare to NUFC's record? I take it the bad patch you experienced coincided with our pre-Wembley run? Obviously you've been doing better this year and will continue your efforts to ensure we have a more successful end to this season! ;-))

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000

It only works for single digit numbers. I put down a two digit number for the number of times I wanted sex and it came back with 0...umph

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000