No, Bobby Knight has not been throwing chairs at his players again!

Would you believe it? After all these years who would've thunk it possible? I sure wouldn't have if I didn't get it straight from the horse's mouth... it now appears... no, it is now engraved on the calendar that none other than OK's very own Karan "Hot Sauce" Keith is set to defend her PhD. dissertation on April 21st, 2000! Numerologists will no doubt be busying themselves trying to figure out how this is all timed to occur only 5 days after OK takes on the world at the Relay Chumps. Aren't there also only 5 fingers on OK Founding Father Mean Gene's punching hand? Go figure...

Although it now appears that a Cincinnati appearance is not in the offing for our (soon to be?) Dr. Keith as her foot is ailing, one never really knows...

-- Mook (everett@psi.edu), March 30, 2000

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Nooooooooo! How can you be so sure! A volcano springing up from beneath the arch in St Louis would be a better bet!

-- Swampfox (wmikell@earthlink.net), March 31, 2000.