Did poe like to masterbate on a regular bases like every night

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2000

Answers

There once was a young fellow named Strachton,

A goofus compelled by his age to act on,

A compulsion to waste,

And in very poor taste,

The time and efforts of everyone.

But to give him his due,

And answer him true,

We must know why he has questioned,

The habits of Poe,

And I think we all know,

That he's sitting there holding a blue one!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2000

Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. That was good tis

-- Anonymous, October 06, 2000

Did Strachton like to misspell on a regular basis like every sentence?

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000