(Cue the Beatles) Bah-na-na-na-na! You say it's your birthday! Bah-na-na-na-na! You're gonna have a good time!

Happy birthday to me! I turn the big 2-3 today, are you all excited for me? (You can talk about your birthday too if you want, I'm not picky.)

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2000

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(sung to the tune of "sha la la BOOM dee yay")

This is your birthday song! It isn't very long!

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I think it's funnier in person. Nevermind. Happy birthday, though, Jan!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2000

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i wonder if that HTML will work here)

(oh yeah...it kind of scares me that you're younger than me, cause for some reason i always thought you were much older on mu.)

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2000

roses are red, violets are blue, this stupid-ass poem, is just for you. happy birthday.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2000

La breithla shona duit!
That's Irish for happy birthday - you kept that one quiet.
I hope you had a good one and all your wishes come true.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2000

Happy birthday Jan!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2000